Me after accidentally saying something offensive online and trying to play it off as a joke ๐
1 year ago
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Me after a first date explaining to her the intricacies of the lizard people controlling the world's banking systems, even though I know there won't be a second date. At least she knows the truth now.
1 year ago
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When you crash the Jedi afterlife party uninvited ๐ ๐ป #SorryYounglings
11 months ago
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When you trust the arrows more than your GPS ๐งญ๐ฅด
11 months ago
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Everyone has their own way of connecting with Mother Earth, I guess... ๐ฌ๐
10 months ago
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Username checks out. This security guard is taking 'company time' to a whole new level. ๐ค
10 months ago
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The logic isn't logging in for some people... make it make sense. ๐ง
9 months ago
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You better watch out, you better not cry... Santa's coming to town and he needs one more Ho for the road. ๐
9 months ago
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When you find a loophole in the system that comes with three built-in girlfriends. Modern problems require modern solutions. ๐
8 months ago
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The amount of research I do to win an online argument could earn me a degree, but my actual degree? Let's not talk about it. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
3 months ago
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The Terminator is here to settle the 'World Champions' debate once and for all. It's just not logical. ๐คทโโ๏ธ
3 months ago
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When your recycling bin finally evolved into a billion-dollar business plan ๐ฐ๐
1 year ago
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POV: You're swimming in the sky pool.๐ฑ
1 year ago
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POV: you're casually walking in London and then you see a leopard chilling on the newspaper stand ๐