An optimist sees the glass half full, a pessimist sees the glass half empty, and an opportunist empties the glass while theyโ€™re all busy arguing. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing 🤷‍♂️
She told me we couldn't afford beer anymore, so I asked her how come she gets to spend $65 on makeup. I'm pretty sure beer goggles do the same thing ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Toad: Psst... Hey, wanna buy some 'shrooms?๐Ÿ„๐Ÿคซ Mario: How much for the 1-UP? โญ
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Me and the boys after finding the last slice of pizza
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Me trying to find my sanity after being awake all night with a sick baby 😂 #pharmacyrun #sendhelp #momlife
Me trying to find my sanity after being awake all night with a sick baby ๐Ÿ˜‚ #pharmacyrun #sendhelp #momlife
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When one of your ducklings falls in the drain and you cant get them out
When one of your ducklings falls in the drain and you cant get them out
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Durex: Saving you from unexpected lifetime subscriptions! 😂
Durex: Saving you from unexpected lifetime subscriptions! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When divine tech support goes rogue! 🖥️✨
When divine tech support goes rogue! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธโœจ
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When your knitting club gets a little too ambitious with the themes... 🧶😅
When your knitting club gets a little too ambitious with the themes... ๐Ÿงถ๐Ÿ˜…
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Mixing genres 📚😅: When you can't decide between ancient tales and tragic history!
Mixing genres ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜…: When you can't decide between ancient tales and tragic history!
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When you want attention but also want to live another day 😅🙏
When you want attention but also want to live another day ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ™
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Ever been so mad you went full rodeo on a horse? 🤠🐎
Ever been so mad you went full rodeo on a horse? ๐Ÿค ๐ŸŽ
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When your love for bacon meets your love for beer: the ultimate brew handle! 🥓🍺
When your love for bacon meets your love for beer: the ultimate brew handle! ๐Ÿฅ“๐Ÿบ
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Love's a wild ride 🎢, buckle up!
Love's a wild ride ๐ŸŽข, buckle up!
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That explains why I'm always late for work ๐Ÿ˜‚
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