When you accidentally expose your priorities while trying to appear offended ๐ #iPhonePriorities #CouldntResist
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Celebrating a decade of love, or as the locals call it, 'Exhibit A'. ๐
11 months ago
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Airbnb vs. Hotel: One comes with endless rules and a hefty cleaning deposit, the other with a predictable, boring room and peace of mind. Choose your fighter! ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to find the end of the packing tape.
11 months ago
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Me trying to make a quick exit from a conversation I don't want to be in ๐ฌ
11 months ago
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Yo dog, we heard you like dogs, so we put a dog on the phone so you can talk to a dog while you're on the phone ๐ถ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to figure out the difference between there, their, and they're
11 months ago
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When you discover the power of bukkake at a young age ๐ฆ
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Is this the real life? Is this just Fanta Sea? ๐
11 months ago
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Leo, buddy, maybe try flowers first next time ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to give emotional support to my friends like... ๐
11 months ago
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Yo dawg, I heard you like cats, so we put a cat in your cat so you can judge while you judge.
11 months ago
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When you have more MacBooks than sense ๐. That's a whole lotta Apple in one place! #Macstack #AppleHoarder
11 months ago
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Me when someone asks if I want to listen to their crypto story again.
11 months ago
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Me trying to play it cool when my friend asks for help setting up their new gaming PC. ๐คซ