When you get so hangry at dinner that you forget how to eat like a human ๐ #foodfails #hangry
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When he says he's just reading the 'paper' ๐๐
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When you try to explain the different levels of NSFW to your grandma ๐ต
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Me trying to explain to my mom why I came home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret
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When the doorstop needs...a doorstop. ๐ช๐ง #PackagingPerfection
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Me trying to figure out if my steak is medium rare using advanced technology ๐
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When your ex takes ghosting to the next level ๐
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11 minutes for one woman to post on Instagram, an eternity for all mankind waiting for her to return from space. ๐ #InstaStellar #KatyPerry
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When your sandwich is so good, you have to make it look disgusting to keep people away from it. ๐
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Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it. Especially 15 million Ukrainians and 3 million Russians during the Holodomor. ๐
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When you want to celebrate but choose the wrong day
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When your kid tells you Mom's not in the kitchen, and your world turns upside down ๐ฑ๐ #Parenting #DadLife #HungryKids
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When you realize your expensive degree in 14th Century Women's Studies didnโt exactly prepare you for a career in high finance. ๐
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Me and the boys making sure Tarzan keeps it PG-13 ๐
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My shoelace broke. Most people would blame Trump, but I know it's climate change's fault. Clearly, rising sea levels weakened the structural integrity of my shoelaces. ๐ค