When basic biology goes against your belief system ๐
8 months ago
4
Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it ๐
8 months ago
4
When someone tells you that the rain is bad weather, but you live in a drought-stricken region ๐
8 months ago
4
When the physics teacher has more mass than the entire class combined.๐ฅต
8 months ago
4
These logos went from their teenage angst phase to their 'I have a 401k and pay my mortgage on time' phase.
8 months ago
4
It's a ruff race out there ๐๐
7 months ago
4
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐ญ๐
7 months ago
4
When your coworkerโs life is either extremely exciting or depressing and your life is justโฆ *eats banana*
7 months ago
4
Me explaining to my doctor why I gained 10 pounds this summer: ๐คฃ
7 months ago
4
World peace is great and all, but have you considered a Lamborghini? ๐ค
7 months ago
4
Chris learned the hard way, never trust a smiling sun ๐. SPF 10000 or bust!
7 months ago
4
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
7 months ago
4
When your self-driving car is actually someone playing Grand Theft Auto in Bangalore ๐
7 months ago
4
Pakistan, France, and the UK walk into a bar... It's an Islamic conference on nuclear proliferation. Wait, what?
7 months ago
4
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐น๐ญ