When basic biology goes against your belief system ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
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Me trying to peel a lemon like an orange so I don't have to cut it ๐Ÿ‹
8 months ago
4
When someone tells you that the rain is bad weather, but you live in a drought-stricken region ๐Ÿ˜‚
8 months ago
4
When the physics teacher has more mass than the entire class combined.๐Ÿฅต
8 months ago
4
These logos went from their teenage angst phase to their 'I have a 401k and pay my mortgage on time' phase.
8 months ago
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It's a ruff race out there ๐Ÿ•๐ŸŽ
7 months ago
4
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
4
When your coworkerโ€™s life is either extremely exciting or depressing and your life is justโ€ฆ *eats banana*
7 months ago
4
Me explaining to my doctor why I gained 10 pounds this summer: ๐Ÿคฃ
7 months ago
4
World peace is great and all, but have you considered a Lamborghini? ๐Ÿค”
7 months ago
4
Chris learned the hard way, never trust a smiling sun ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. SPF 10000 or bust!
7 months ago
4
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
7 months ago
4
When your self-driving car is actually someone playing Grand Theft Auto in Bangalore ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
4
Pakistan, France, and the UK walk into a bar... It's an Islamic conference on nuclear proliferation. Wait, what?
7 months ago
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Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐Ÿ˜‚. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡ญ
7 months ago
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