Me pretending to be productive at 3 am after doom scrolling all night ๐
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When she's the only dessert you need ๐
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Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?"
Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want."
Interviewer: ๐คจ
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Buckwheat's got a point, where did all these other genders come from ๐ค๐
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One slice to rule them all, one slice to find them, one slice to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. ๐ฅ๐
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Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
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Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐๐
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When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
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They fought for equality, and we gave them... cubicles. ๐
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When you see someone wearing a t-shirt with your face on it, and you're the laughing guy meme ๐
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This sweater's got more firepower than my grandma's fruitcake. โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ ๏ธโก๏ธ๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ ฐ๏ธSTART! Ready for an epic Christmas Contra session? ๐๐พ
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When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command ๐. Resistance is futile!๐
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When your friend passes you the answers during an exam and it feels like you're in Fast and Furious
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Women in 1600: *slightly moves fingers*
The Church: ๐ฅBURN THE WITCH!๐ฅ
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When a bird interrupts your shower time and things go hilariously wrong ๐