Me pretending to be productive at 3 am after doom scrolling all night ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When she's the only dessert you need 😂
When she's the only dessert you need ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" 
Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." 
Interviewer: 🤨
Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?" Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want." Interviewer: ๐Ÿคจ
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Buckwheat's got a point, where did all these other genders come from 🤔😂
Buckwheat's got a point, where did all these other genders come from ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜‚
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One slice to rule them all, one slice to find them, one slice to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. 🔥🍕
One slice to rule them all, one slice to find them, one slice to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them. ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ•
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Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
Me trying to use AI to write my performance review.
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Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). 🏊💀
Enroll now in Breivik's Swim School: Where sinking is not an option (or is it?). ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ’€
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When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
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They fought for equality, and we gave them... cubicles. 😂
They fought for equality, and we gave them... cubicles. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you see someone wearing a t-shirt with your face on it, and you're the laughing guy meme 😂
When you see someone wearing a t-shirt with your face on it, and you're the laughing guy meme ๐Ÿ˜‚
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This sweater's got more firepower than my grandma's fruitcake.  ⬆️⬇️⬅️➡️🅱️🅰️START! Ready for an epic Christmas Contra session?  🎄👾
This sweater's got more firepower than my grandma's fruitcake. โฌ†๏ธโฌ‡๏ธโฌ…๏ธโžก๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฑ๏ธ๐Ÿ…ฐ๏ธSTART! Ready for an epic Christmas Contra session? ๐ŸŽ„๐Ÿ‘พ
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When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command 😂. Resistance is futile!💍
When your proposal is more of a Captain Picard's "Engage" command ๐Ÿ˜‚. Resistance is futile!๐Ÿ’
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When your friend passes you the answers during an exam and it feels like you're in Fast and Furious
When your friend passes you the answers during an exam and it feels like you're in Fast and Furious
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Women in 1600: *slightly moves fingers* 
The Church: 🔥BURN THE WITCH!🔥
Women in 1600: *slightly moves fingers* The Church: ๐Ÿ”ฅBURN THE WITCH!๐Ÿ”ฅ
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When a bird interrupts your shower time and things go hilariously wrong 😂
When a bird interrupts your shower time and things go hilariously wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚
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