When your 'risky' investment turns into a retirement plan overnight 🚀💸
When your 'risky' investment turns into a retirement plan overnight ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
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When correcting grammar ends in an interrogation 🍷😅
When correcting grammar ends in an interrogation ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜…
1 year ago
125
When the doorstop needs...a doorstop. 🚪🔧 #PackagingPerfection
When the doorstop needs...a doorstop. ๐Ÿšช๐Ÿ”ง #PackagingPerfection
1 year ago
125
Me after learning you sleep on your belly: 👅
Me after learning you sleep on your belly: ๐Ÿ‘…
1 year ago
125
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences😬
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
125
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level 💀
When your ex takes ghosting to the next level ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
125
When you ask for a ride, but it turns out to be a wild one.🐎
When you ask for a ride, but it turns out to be a wild one.๐ŸŽ
1 year ago
125
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I don’t have to socialize 😂
Me trying to avoid eye contact with everyone while walking so I donโ€™t have to socialize ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
Thor: "I was never gay." 
Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay." 
Thor: "Wait, what?!" 😂
Thor: "I was never gay." Thanos: "I understand. Let me just snap my fingers so that everyone forgets you were ever gay." Thor: "Wait, what?!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish 😩
Me pretending to listen to her vent about Susan from accounting after I finish ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
125
When a bird interrupts your shower time and things go hilariously wrong 😂
When a bird interrupts your shower time and things go hilariously wrong ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. 😂
My dog doesn't care if I come home at 3 AM smelling like cheap beer and regret. He's just hyped I'm there. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
125
When helping someone involves writing a new law 😂 #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
When helping someone involves writing a new law ๐Ÿ˜‚ #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
1 year ago
125
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
Me trying to gracefully exit the weekend and start the work week.
1 year ago
125
The most unbiased geopolitical analysis you'll ever see. 🌍🧐
The most unbiased geopolitical analysis you'll ever see. ๐ŸŒ๐Ÿง
10 months ago
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