Eric Cartman's Guide to Roasting Your Friends (South Park Edition) ๐
1 year ago
44
That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim ๐. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
1 year ago
44
This Halloween, we're going as my biggest regrets. ๐
11 months ago
44
Me trying to negotiate with my teacher for better grades ๐
11 months ago
44
When you carve your pumpkin too close to Halloween and it starts to decompose. ๐คข๐
11 months ago
44
Is this the real life? Is this just Fanta Sea? ๐
11 months ago
44
Leo, buddy, maybe try flowers first next time ๐
11 months ago
44
Me when someone asks if I want to listen to their crypto story again.
11 months ago
44
When you wake up and find out your one-night stand could have lasting consequences๐ฌ
11 months ago
44
Me trying to build the ultimate gaming setup in my head vs. me in reality
11 months ago
44
Me trying to balance work, breakfast, and my sanity all at once ๐
11 months ago
44
When you see a kid wearing a shirt that says "I FUCK ON THE FIRST DATE" and Michael Jackson pulls up like...
11 months ago
44
This sweater's got more firepower than my grandma's fruitcake. โฌ๏ธโฌ๏ธโฌ ๏ธโก๏ธ๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ ฐ๏ธSTART! Ready for an epic Christmas Contra session? ๐๐พ
11 months ago
44
Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year...because they can't open a jar ๐คฃ
11 months ago
44
Mario after realizing he has to jump over lava for the 10000th time