Teamwork makes the dream work, but one round brick can ruin everyone's week ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you get Lacoste for your birthday and it's more loco than coste ๐Ÿ˜‚
10 months ago
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When you get a vasectomy thinking it'll prevent pregnancy, but then you realize it just dictates the baby's skin tone ๐Ÿ˜‚. Looks like someone needs a paternity test! #UnexpectedTwist
10 months ago
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Me at 9 am blasting Beastie Boys and funneling beers in my garage while the neighborhood milfs judge me ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When your favorite kids show gets an adult makeover ๐Ÿ˜ˆ. Now that's what I call "iCarly" ๐Ÿ˜‰.
9 months ago
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I'm pretty sure the warranty on my sense of humor expired, but who needs a warranty when you're this funny? ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Iceland be like: I'm green!โ˜˜๏ธ Greenland be like: I'm Icy! ๐ŸงŠ
9 months ago
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When the streaming service says "This video is not available in your country" ๐Ÿ˜‚. Me: *puts on eyepatch and heads to The Pirate Bay* ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ. Ahoy, matey! Time to set sail for entertainment!
9 months ago
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Savage Level: Expert ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you offer a solution and they take it literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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When you buy paper towels and single-handedly save the rainforest๐ŸŒณ. Grandma and grandpa are very proud and relieved๐Ÿฅน.
9 months ago
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Pac-Man: "Dots? AGAIN?!" Ms. Pac-Man: "Don't you ever complain about free food again, mister."
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My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
9 months ago
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Me trying to explain to the officer that if he caught me speeding, he was also speeding ๐Ÿ˜‚
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That explains why stormtroopers have such bad aim ๐Ÿ˜‚. They can't shoot or drive because they are always distracted.
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