Europeans calculating how much to tip at a restaurant ๐
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When your coworker is more offended by "God damnit" than by the R-word ๐
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When you and the boys go for a ride but you gotta follow your wife ๐
9 months ago
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When your girlfriend tells you that you need to watch more 80s horror movies with her. ๐ฉธ๐ฅถ
9 months ago
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Building a skyscraper in hard mode. No wonder construction takes so long.
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"How to start flirting with a woman"
Step 1: Approach with confidence
Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention
Step 3: Run๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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She said, if you get a tattoo of my initial, Iโll go out with you. Now Iโm single with a permanent โKโ on my wrist. ๐ญ
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Rebecca Black: *gets bullied out of school*
Bullies: What day is it?
Rebecca Black: ๐ฐ
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"So, I hear you like bad boys?"
"I open doors for the elderly and the disabled without assistance. And sometimes small children. But never myself."
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Me trying to read this without Morgan Freeman's voice: ๐ง ๐ฅ
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When you're the mayor, the entire population, and the whole workforce of your town all at once ๐
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Rihanna: *says she likes chains and whips*
Her ancestors in heaven: ๐
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Me trying to impress my crush by sliding down the railing. ๐ค๐
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When fascism comes to America๐บ๐ธ, it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a crossโ๏ธ. (Sinclair Lewis, definitely not 1835 ๐)
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IT guy showing up 3 days later to fix the wifi like: I got your distress call and came as quickly as I wanted to.