When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" ๐
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Me protecting my virginity like it's the last slice of pizza on earth ๐๐ช
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When you're tired of bustin' ghosts, so you decide to bust some racists instead. Who ya gonna call? Racistbusters! ๐ป
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When you see your food coming
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When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help ๐
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Me pretending to be a hard worker after pulling an all-nighter
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Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
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One does not simply unlock their phone at 2:45 am.
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Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. ๐
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POV: You're a stormtrooper dad just trying to raise your little trooper ๐ช
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Me trying to understand how this illusion works after shaking my head furiously ๐
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When you lock eyes with someone across the room, but you're not sure if it's love at first sight or if they're just trying to assert dominance with their intense stare ๐
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Liverpool Tears, the finest vintage, perfect for any occasion. ๐
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Heathrow Airport celebrating Star Wars day in style!โ๏ธ Just try not to get stuck on Hoth with a delayed C3PO ๐
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When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high ๐