When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" 😏
When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" ๐Ÿ˜
11 months ago
36
Me protecting my virginity like it's the last slice of pizza on earth 🍕🔪
Me protecting my virginity like it's the last slice of pizza on earth ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ”ช
11 months ago
36
When you're tired of bustin' ghosts, so you decide to bust some racists instead.  Who ya gonna call?  Racistbusters! 👻
When you're tired of bustin' ghosts, so you decide to bust some racists instead. Who ya gonna call? Racistbusters! ๐Ÿ‘ป
11 months ago
36
When you see your food coming
When you see your food coming
11 months ago
36
When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help 😂
When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
36
Me pretending to be a hard worker after pulling an all-nighter
Me pretending to be a hard worker after pulling an all-nighter
11 months ago
36
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
11 months ago
36
One does not simply unlock their phone at 2:45 am.
One does not simply unlock their phone at 2:45 am.
11 months ago
36
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. 😂
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
36
POV: You're a stormtrooper dad just trying to raise your little trooper 🪖
POV: You're a stormtrooper dad just trying to raise your little trooper ๐Ÿช–
11 months ago
36
Me trying to understand how this illusion works after shaking my head furiously 😂
Me trying to understand how this illusion works after shaking my head furiously ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
36
When you lock eyes with someone across the room, but you're not sure if it's love at first sight or if they're just trying to assert dominance with their intense stare 😂
When you lock eyes with someone across the room, but you're not sure if it's love at first sight or if they're just trying to assert dominance with their intense stare ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
36
Liverpool Tears, the finest vintage, perfect for any occasion. 😂
Liverpool Tears, the finest vintage, perfect for any occasion. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
36
Heathrow Airport celebrating Star Wars day in style!✈️ Just try not to get stuck on Hoth with a delayed C3PO 😂
Heathrow Airport celebrating Star Wars day in style!โœˆ๏ธ Just try not to get stuck on Hoth with a delayed C3PO ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
36
When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high 😂
When you're trying to improve the gene pool but your standards are too high ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
36