When your wife is more interested in the catch of the day than your actual catch ๐
9 months ago
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When you're the last man on Earth, but you prefer your own company ๐๐ณ๏ธโ๐
9 months ago
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Jesus returns and says what every MAGA republican is thinking ๐ค
9 months ago
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Back in my day, cartoons taught us valuable life lessons like how to strap yourself to a rocket. No disclaimers needed. ๐
9 months ago
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When you lose an argument on the internet ๐
9 months ago
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What society thinks we do: *crickets*. Just kidding, we're actually running a Fortune 500 company in our heads while simultaneously composing a symphony and designing a self-folding laundry system.
9 months ago
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Posting your kid's credit card on Facebook to celebrate their first card. Classic example of how NOT to adult.
9 months ago
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Me trying to figure out if my controller is just lagging or if my skills have deteriorated ๐
9 months ago
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When your friend orders their eggs "over complicated": ๐๐ณ๐ค
9 months ago
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When you realize you brought a knife to a chainsaw fight ๐
9 months ago
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When you run out of your usual stuff and decide to improvise with what you have at home ๐
9 months ago
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When you see your food coming
9 months ago
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Me trying to sneak snacks into the movie theatre ๐
9 months ago
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When Pinocchio identifies as firewood ๐ฅ
9 months ago
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Parachute companies realizing their customers aren't around to write bad reviews ๐๐