🐦 Me: 'Where's my life going?' Also me: 'Fries, definitely fries.' 🍟
๐Ÿฆ Me: 'Where's my life going?' Also me: 'Fries, definitely fries.' ๐ŸŸ
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When you're ready to slip and slide into a new level of strategy! 🚿🎯
When you're ready to slip and slide into a new level of strategy! ๐Ÿšฟ๐ŸŽฏ
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When you miss your stop and end up at the 'train-walling' station 🚄🧱
When you miss your stop and end up at the 'train-walling' station ๐Ÿš„๐Ÿงฑ
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When the Enterprise boldly goes where no deli has gone before! 🖖🥓
When the Enterprise boldly goes where no deli has gone before! ๐Ÿ––๐Ÿฅ“
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When you're lonely and tired of working alone, hold a meeting and socialize with colleagues, feel important, and impress them. All on company time! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. 🙏
When you're married, on Tinder, and just looking for friends to go to church with. ๐Ÿ™
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When a software installation wizard is actually a real wizard
When a software installation wizard is actually a real wizard
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When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked 🙃🙏
When you shoot your shot and it gets instantly blocked ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ™
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Priorities, people! A clean burger is a happy burger. 🍔🧼😂
Priorities, people! A clean burger is a happy burger. ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿงผ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When the DJ understands the assignment a little *too* well. FINISH HIM! 🕺
When the DJ understands the assignment a little *too* well. FINISH HIM! ๐Ÿ•บ
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The one thing that can bring any man back from the edge. Priorities are straight. 😂
The one thing that can bring any man back from the edge. Priorities are straight. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When your wife asks where all the money went
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Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
Me: I think I'll play something new. Also me: *boots up Ocarina of Time for the 500th time*
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Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside 😂. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe inside… not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" 😏
Me pretending to care about my followers when it snows outside ๐Ÿ˜‚. "Oh no, it's a blizzard! Hope everyone is safe insideโ€ฆ not like me, who's braving the elements to update you all!" ๐Ÿ˜
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The evolution of art is a beautiful thing to witness. 🥲
The evolution of art is a beautiful thing to witness. ๐Ÿฅฒ
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