When you try weed for the first time and the bus driver starts speaking in abstract art. ๐๏ธ๐๐๏ธ
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When you accidentally open your third eye at the pool, cause chlorine stings...
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When you want to play guitar but your arms are just for show ๐
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Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐
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Me trying to find the "X" in my ex's reasons for leaving.
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US Military: "This log is so heavy!" Russian Babushka: "Hold my vodka."
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Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
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Bane: Eastern Europeans moving West to escape low salaries
Pink Guy: Western Europeans moving East to escape high cost of living
Me: *Confused screaming*
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When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" ๐
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Over 68,000 single women starve to death every year...because they can't open a jar ๐คฃ
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Mario after realizing he has to jump over lava for the 10000th time
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Protesters using the advanced 'cat's cradle' technique to confuse and entrap the riot police ๐
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When you lock eyes with someone across the room, but you're not sure if it's love at first sight or if they're just trying to assert dominance with their intense stare ๐
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When you have 99 problems and then Beyonce calls to tell you she is pregnant with problem #100 ๐
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Benjamin Aguero: Just your average kid with a World Cup winner as a grandpa, another as a godfather and a Premier League legend as a dad. No pressure, kid.