Me trying to look like I have my life together after staying up all night: ๐ฅ
8 months ago
3
When you miss your train by a second and have to wait another hour. SHEEEEEEEIT!
8 months ago
3
Skeletor knows what's up ๐. Cheaper and probably more exciting than Evil-Lyn.
7 months ago
3
When you have to trust the government or draw 25 ๐
7 months ago
3
It's a ruff race out there ๐๐
7 months ago
3
Me pretending I'm loyal when in reality I'm just ugly ๐ญ๐
7 months ago
3
When your coworkerโs life is either extremely exciting or depressing and your life is justโฆ *eats banana*
7 months ago
3
When you're trying to have a serious conversation but your friend keeps making inappropriate jokes ๐๐คซ
7 months ago
3
Men who demand "Tits or GTFO" but refuse to show their own assets. Classic case of double standards. ๐
7 months ago
3
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐ #FriendzoneChronicles
7 months ago
3
Me when I take the shortcut and it doesnโt work: ๐
7 months ago
3
When your body pillow is shy but you still gotta show off her cute belly ๐
7 months ago
3
Me explaining to my family why we can't have steak for dinner anymore because Greta said so.
7 months ago
3
Pakistan, France, and the UK walk into a bar... It's an Islamic conference on nuclear proliferation. Wait, what?
7 months ago
3
Finally, a self-help book for every man's mid-life crisis ๐. Just remember, honesty is the best policy... unless you're fluent in Thai and can convince your wife it's a cooking class. ๐น๐ญ