Me explaining to my mom why I can't pause an online game ๐
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Evil-Lyn: "A woman's intuition is never wrong!"
Skeletor: "Way too many single mothers for this to be true."
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Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐
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Zipper problems? This meme got you covered! ๐ No more embarrassing moments with a runaway zipper. ๐ค
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Me and my partner having a nutritional breakfast ๐ณ
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My Facebook fact-checker must have gone on vacation because my posts are getting WILD! ๐ #FacebookJail #FactCheckFail
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Me trying to absorb all the information on my Wikipedia rabbit hole at 3 AM ๐
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Self-defense for women 101 ๐. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐
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Me trying to understand how oxygen and helium work after failing my science exam ๐
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When science and fiction collide! Carl Sagan + Lando Calrissian = Neil deGrasse Tyson. The formation of the ultimate science communicator. ๐๐ญ๐
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Me after accidentally confessing my deepest desires instead of saying "I want to kiss your puppy" ๐ฅน
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When you and the squad try to "Be Different" but end up looking exactly the same ๐
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Me trying to explain to my mom why I prefer 2D girls over 3D girls ๐
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"I told you this was a bad idea Jerry!"
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Hello, this is dog. I have all the latest Apple products and have no idea how to use them. ๐ป๐ถ