When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: 🤔 Guess I'll become a pirate then.🏴‍☠️
When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: ๐Ÿค” Guess I'll become a pirate then.๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me escaping reality after failing NNN ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you want to promote safe sex, but also kind of a savage. 💀
When you want to promote safe sex, but also kind of a savage. ๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
40
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
When you're a soldier, and all you think about is war.
1 year ago
40
Me trying to decipher which language my takeout menu is in.
Me trying to decipher which language my takeout menu is in.
1 year ago
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I don't like to gamble... When the steaks are this high. 🤣
I don't like to gamble... When the steaks are this high. ๐Ÿคฃ
1 year ago
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When you and your partner win the couples costume contest. 💚
When you and your partner win the couples costume contest. ๐Ÿ’š
1 year ago
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It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. ❤️
It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. โค๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you realize "saggin" spelled backwards is "niggas" 😂 Sneaky, sneaky. 🤫
When you realize "saggin" spelled backwards is "niggas" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sneaky, sneaky. ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. 🤢
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend that I don't have motion sickness, I'm just allergic to boats. ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
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Me trying to run Google Chrome in 2025 with 8GB of RAM 😂
Me trying to run Google Chrome in 2025 with 8GB of RAM ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to understand why some women shave off their eyebrows and draw them back on😂
Me trying to understand why some women shave off their eyebrows and draw them back on๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years.  Seems fair.⚖️
Stealing $3,000,000,000 gets you 40 months in prison. Stealing $100 to avoid starving gets you 15 years. Seems fair.โš–๏ธ
1 year ago
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When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" 💀✈️🪦
When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" ๐Ÿ’€โœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿชฆ
1 year ago
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When you have to guess the web browser based on increasingly obscure clues: 🦊 + 🪨 + 🎭 + 🦁 + 🚽 = 🤔
When you have to guess the web browser based on increasingly obscure clues: ๐ŸฆŠ + ๐Ÿชจ + ๐ŸŽญ + ๐Ÿฆ + ๐Ÿšฝ = ๐Ÿค”
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