When you get thrown back and start telling everyone about the bright light and the probing ๐ฝ๐ฃ
1 year ago
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When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime ๐ #parenting
1 year ago
40
When you thought you were both on the same page about the pandemic, but then they double-masked their toddler
1 year ago
40
Me trying to avoid all the ads YouTube is shoving in my face these days ๐
1 year ago
40
When you finally synthesize that extra slutty olive oil for your salad ๐งช๐ฅ
1 year ago
40
Self-defense for women 101 ๐. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐
11 months ago
40
Me trying to understand how oxygen and helium work after failing my science exam ๐
11 months ago
40
Me trying to explain to my mom why I prefer 2D girls over 3D girls ๐
11 months ago
40
Me realizing there are camgirls out there making more money than me with less effort ๐ฉ
11 months ago
40
When she asks for a sign, and the universe responds with a shop sign ๐
11 months ago
40
Me trying to explain to my friends why I'm always questioning everything ๐ค
11 months ago
40
Resident Evil 6: Where the logo is more terrifying than the zombies.
11 months ago
40
Me when I realize that my browsing history is probably enough to get me on some kind of watchlist: ๐คก
11 months ago
40
When you love coffee a little too much ๐โ๏ธ
11 months ago
40
When you realized, your parents subscribed to the HD pack and all these years you were watching blurry shows. ๐ช