Me: I want to get fit but... also me: *gets fit anyway*😈 No more excuses! Let's go! 💪
Me: I want to get fit but... also me: *gets fit anyway*๐Ÿ˜ˆ No more excuses! Let's go! ๐Ÿ’ช
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New Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
11 months ago
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Putin: "Hold my Vodka"
Putin: "Hold my Vodka"
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When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help 😂
When you're so rich, your bed is made of money, but your spam folder is full of desperate pleas for help ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you are in a computer science class, and everyone has a Macbook except you 😂
When you are in a computer science class, and everyone has a Macbook except you ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you're an engineer, but also broke 😂. This is how to flex on your broke friends: show them your 7-Eleven personal AC unit 💪 #DIY #AC #broke
When you're an engineer, but also broke ๐Ÿ˜‚. This is how to flex on your broke friends: show them your 7-Eleven personal AC unit ๐Ÿ’ช #DIY #AC #broke
11 months ago
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People realizing the Titanic wasn't just a movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio. 🤯
People realizing the Titanic wasn't just a movie starring Leonardo DiCaprio. ๐Ÿคฏ
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When you see your dad with your mom last night and start to question his real intentions 🤔🍼
When you see your dad with your mom last night and start to question his real intentions ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿผ
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When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions 😂🧅🍎
When you ask for caramel apples, but life gives you caramel onions ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿง…๐ŸŽ
11 months ago
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Rugby players when they see American football players wearing so much padding 😂
Rugby players when they see American football players wearing so much padding ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Marriage: Just say NO 😂. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
Marriage: Just say NO ๐Ÿ˜‚. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
11 months ago
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Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
Why are there flowers in this casket? This is a meme not a funeral. Anyways, what's one shot between homies?
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Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" 
Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
Her: "OMG, it's HUGE!" Me: "I know, right? I call it Mjolnir 2.0!"
11 months ago
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Mr. Fancy Panda ain't impressed with the internet riff-raff these days 🧐😂
Mr. Fancy Panda ain't impressed with the internet riff-raff these days ๐Ÿง๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you explain to your friend how police cars are basically Uber but for people who do bad things 😬
When you explain to your friend how police cars are basically Uber but for people who do bad things ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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