Interviewer: "So, what position are you interviewing for?"
Me: *Thinking I'm clever* "I'm flexible. Any position you want."
Interviewer: ๐คจ
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Yep, back before the internet, the good old Sears catalog would get the job done ๐ช. Ahh, the simpler times when dial-up was cutting edge and your biggest online threat was your mom picking up the phone mid-download ๐.
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Me after successfully navigating the self-checkout: "I am free!"
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POV: When you're a Corgi and belly rubs become an extreme sport ๐
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Stay thirsty for opportunities, my friends! ๐๐บ
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When car rides lead to awkward family truths ๐๐
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When the internet trolls find your secret number ๐คฏ๐
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When in doubt, fist it out. #safesex #AIDSawareness
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When your dog has more game than you ๐ #doglife #unexpected
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When you're so close to clearing the bar, but not quiteโฆ ๐ซ
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This meme perfectly describes the different personalities of robots. Optimus Prime wants to protect all life forms and Bender just want to acquire alcohol. ๐
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Steve Jobs when he finds out your doorbell has more than one button ๐
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When you want to play guitar but your arms are just for show ๐
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Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers ๐
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Yo dog, we heard you like dogs, so we put a dog on the phone so you can talk to a dog while you're on the phone ๐ถ๐