When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐ฑ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you have only 5 loaves and 2 fishes but need to feed 5000 people: "Don't worry, I know a guy..."
1 year ago
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Planning your next vacation? โ๏ธ๐ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
1 year ago
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Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! ๐คฑโโ๏ธ๐
1 year ago
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"It doesn't matter if you're black, yellow, brown or normal." I'm dead ๐๐. Who's normal then? This is why we need better diversity and inclusion training. #EqualityForAll #DiversityAndInclusion
1 year ago
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When you think you're getting a raise, but it's just a troll ๐
1 year ago
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When you compare Kashmir by Led Zeppelin to Friday by Rebecca Black, you realize how far music has "evolved". ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to disprove this fact and ending up on the floor after 5 taps: ๐ต
11 months ago
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When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this ๐ฅ๐ถ
11 months ago
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When you are excited about the cake, but you also donโt want your younger sibling to grow up ๐
11 months ago
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Me, an atheist, petting the tiger: 'Sup, stripes?'๐
11 months ago
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These store rules are wild ๐ Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. ๐จ