POV: You are trying to find the "The most useless machine" on the internet ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me: *gets Hepatitis B*
Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" 😞
Me: *gets Hepatitis B* Dad: "B? Why not Hepatitis A+?" ๐Ÿ˜ž
1 year ago
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When she's acting up but she also IS your phone📱🤦‍♀️
When she's acting up but she also IS your phone๐Ÿ“ฑ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you have only 5 loaves and 2 fishes but need to feed 5000 people: "Don't worry, I know a guy..."
When you have only 5 loaves and 2 fishes but need to feed 5000 people: "Don't worry, I know a guy..."
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Planning your next vacation? ✈️🌎 This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. 😂 Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
Planning your next vacation? โœˆ๏ธ๐ŸŒŽ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐Ÿ˜‚ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
1 year ago
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Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! 🤱‍♀️😂
Me, multitasking like a pro. One hand on the phone, the other... oh wait, I'm pumping. Guess that's three tasks at once! ๐Ÿคฑโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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"It doesn't matter if you're black, yellow, brown or normal." I'm dead 💀😂. Who's normal then?  This is why we need better diversity and inclusion training. #EqualityForAll #DiversityAndInclusion
"It doesn't matter if you're black, yellow, brown or normal." I'm dead ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜‚. Who's normal then? This is why we need better diversity and inclusion training. #EqualityForAll #DiversityAndInclusion
1 year ago
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When you think you're getting a raise, but it's just a troll 😂
When you think you're getting a raise, but it's just a troll ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you compare Kashmir by Led Zeppelin to Friday by Rebecca Black, you realize how far music has "evolved". 😂
When you compare Kashmir by Led Zeppelin to Friday by Rebecca Black, you realize how far music has "evolved". ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to disprove this fact and ending up on the floor after 5 taps: 😵
Me trying to disprove this fact and ending up on the floor after 5 taps: ๐Ÿ˜ต
11 months ago
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When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this 🔥👶
When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ถ
11 months ago
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When you are excited about the cake, but you also donโ€™t want your younger sibling to grow up ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me, an atheist, petting the tiger:  'Sup, stripes?'🐅
Me, an atheist, petting the tiger: 'Sup, stripes?'๐Ÿ…
11 months ago
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These store rules are wild 😂 Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then.  💨
These store rules are wild ๐Ÿ˜‚ Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. ๐Ÿ’จ
11 months ago
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Chewie, we're home...and we're serving grilled cheese! 🧀🚀😋
Chewie, we're home...and we're serving grilled cheese! ๐Ÿง€๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ˜‹
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