One does not simply unlock their phone at 2:45 am.
11 months ago
39
When you lock eyes with someone across the room, but you're not sure if it's love at first sight or if they're just trying to assert dominance with their intense stare ๐
11 months ago
39
Liverpool Tears, the finest vintage, perfect for any occasion. ๐
11 months ago
39
Me when my mom wants to see my search history ๐ซฃ
11 months ago
39
How many Wile E. Coyotes had to fall off this cliff for the government to be like, "You know what? We should put a sign!" ๐
11 months ago
39
God: *creates an atheist* Me: So you're just gonna create someone who doesn't believe in you? God: Who are you to question my wisdom? Me: You created me too...๐ค
11 months ago
39
Me calculating how to become a lesbian just to spite my ex ๐
11 months ago
39
When you finally find the perfect golf swing ๐โณ๏ธ
1 year ago
38
When Bitcoin pranks the Oracle of Omaha ๐๐
1 year ago
38
When tasting love gets a bit too literal ๐๐
1 year ago
38
Me when I accidentally think in the teacherโs voice after they repeatedly drone on for an hour:
GET OUT OF MY MIND!!
1 year ago
38
From 'Giant Steps' to 'A Milli': a fascinating study of how far we've come... or perhaps, how far we've fallen. ๐
1 year ago
38
When you book the "airport transfer" option and it drops you off here ๐
1 year ago
38
When you ask for a spell, but get a royal mix-up ๐๐ช๐