When helping someone involves writing a new law ๐ #GoodSamaritan #ModernProblems
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She thinks it's for a ring, but I'm investing in a different kind of long-term relationship. ๐ค
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๐ค When Roomba gets a taste of victory, and humans get a taste of defeatโliterally! ๐ฟ๐
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When car rides lead to awkward family truths ๐๐
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When sharing is caring goes horribly wrong ๐๐จโ๐ฉโ๐งโ๐ฆ
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When your RPG character is maxed out, but real life needs some patch updates ๐งโโ๏ธโจ
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When bumper stickers go from 0 to 100 real quick. ๐๐ฅ
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America is #1. Number one in heart attacks, total crimes, CO2 emissions, and prisoners! Also leading in teen birth rate and plastic surgery. If winning means having the most McDonald's, America is number one there too. ๐บ๐ธ๐ฅ
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Me trying to decipher which language my takeout menu is in.
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When the beat drops and you and your friends are feeling the vibe ๐๐ถ
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When you have to guess the web browser based on increasingly obscure clues: ๐ฆ + ๐ชจ + ๐ญ + ๐ฆ + ๐ฝ = ๐ค
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Me editing my "To-Do" list after realizing I forgot a couple of errands ๐
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I'm a big fan of geography puns. They're not everyone's cup of tea, but I find they really expand my horizons.
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Me trying to understand how my brain works after staring at this for too long ๐ตโ๐ซ
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When you don't wash your hands after using the restroom, you and the homies become a little *too* close. ๐ฌ๐ Wash those hands, folks!๐งผ๐