I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. 🤦‍♀️
I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™€๏ธ
4 months ago
171
Me after my pre-workout: ๐Ÿด๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
170
When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. 🧠
When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. ๐Ÿง 
5 months ago
170
When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. 🤷‍♂️🐶
When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿถ
4 months ago
170
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! ❤️
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! โค๏ธ
11 months ago
169
Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! 🍕🗺️
Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
4 months ago
169
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. 😳
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
4 months ago
168
The original 'accept all cookies' pop-up. The Matrix was truly ahead of its time. 🍪
The original 'accept all cookies' pop-up. The Matrix was truly ahead of its time. ๐Ÿช
4 months ago
168
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows 😂
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
167
The 9-to-5 grind is looking real silly right about now. 🥲
The 9-to-5 grind is looking real silly right about now. ๐Ÿฅฒ
9 months ago
167
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! 🎁
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! ๐ŸŽ
5 months ago
167
When you want to spice up your Omegle chats 😂
When you want to spice up your Omegle chats ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
166
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. 🤢
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. ๐Ÿคข
1 year ago
166
Me pretending to be a Jedi after watching a Star Wars movie ๐Ÿ˜‚ #StarWars #Lightsaber
1 year ago
165
When duct tape just isn't enough, spray away your worries! 💸🩴
When duct tape just isn't enough, spray away your worries! ๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿฉด
9 months ago
164