Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! 🍕🗺️
Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ—บ๏ธ
3 months ago
94
Bringing financial stability and freedom, one intervention at a time. 🫡
Bringing financial stability and freedom, one intervention at a time. ๐Ÿซก
3 months ago
94
He tried to hit his dad with the uno reverse card dad joke and got completely obliterated. 💀
He tried to hit his dad with the uno reverse card dad joke and got completely obliterated. ๐Ÿ’€
2 months ago
94
The look on Batman's face says it all. He's this close to finding a new Robin. 🤦‍♂️
The look on Batman's face says it all. He's this close to finding a new Robin. ๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ
2 months ago
94
Well, that's one historical theory... and it's brutally effective. The Vikings had standards, I guess. 😅
Well, that's one historical theory... and it's brutally effective. The Vikings had standards, I guess. ๐Ÿ˜…
1 month ago
94
Me and the boys ignoring our responsibilities, which are rapidly approaching and about to run us over.
Me and the boys ignoring our responsibilities, which are rapidly approaching and about to run us over.
1 month ago
94
Well, that joke escalated quickly. The FBI would like to know your location. 👀
Well, that joke escalated quickly. The FBI would like to know your location. ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
93
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.🕺
Me pretending to be sad when my wife says she's not talking to me for a month, but inside I'm doing the happy dance.๐Ÿ•บ
10 months ago
93
When you want to promote peace and prosperity but you accidentally use the German localization pack. 😬
When you want to promote peace and prosperity but you accidentally use the German localization pack. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
1 year ago
92
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. 🍻
When life gets tough, you need a real friend. Broccoli just isn't it. ๐Ÿป
3 months ago
92
Some people are just naturally immune to the AI takeover, and this is exhibit A. 🤣
Some people are just naturally immune to the AI takeover, and this is exhibit A. ๐Ÿคฃ
3 months ago
92
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. 🥲
Me trying to function after sitting down for too long. ๐Ÿฅฒ
10 months ago
91
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
Me, explaining to my family why I named my stomach "Sir Loin of Beef" after they asked who keeps leaving bite marks in the roast.
9 months ago
91
When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. 🧠
When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. ๐Ÿง 
4 months ago
91
When you take the 'Start Me Up' sign a little too literally. ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ’จ
3 months ago
90