I asked Santa for a big black cock for Christmas... should have been more specific. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ
4 months ago
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Me after my pre-workout: ๐ด๐ช
1 year ago
170
When you're so dedicated you fall asleep on the job. That finger has seen the dawn of a new era. ๐ง
5 months ago
170
When you've eaten way worse things from the backyard and can't understand what the big deal is. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ถ
4 months ago
170
When you think you've hit rock bottom in your relationship but then you realize you are both meant to be. Happy Valentines Day! โค๏ธ
11 months ago
169
Shoutout to the original mystical land pirates who navigated with paper maps to deliver pizza in 30 minutes. The original gig economy heroes! ๐๐บ๏ธ
4 months ago
169
When she asks for the external hard drive, but your mind immediately jumps to other hardware. ๐ณ
4 months ago
168
The original 'accept all cookies' pop-up. The Matrix was truly ahead of its time. ๐ช
4 months ago
168
When your guests arrive and you gotta bring out the fancy nuggs and ketchup pillows ๐
11 months ago
167
The 9-to-5 grind is looking real silly right about now. ๐ฅฒ
9 months ago
167
So that's what Santa's workshop looks like... a lot less jolly and a lot more assembling. Merry Christmas, kids! ๐
5 months ago
167
When you want to spice up your Omegle chats ๐
1 year ago
166
When your friend asks what your worst sex story is. ๐คข
1 year ago
166
Me pretending to be a Jedi after watching a Star Wars movie ๐ #StarWars #Lightsaber
1 year ago
165
When duct tape just isn't enough, spray away your worries! ๐ธ๐ฉด