Daria gives zero f*cks about the Matrix. What a mood! 😂
Daria gives zero f*cks about the Matrix. What a mood! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. 😂
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you gotta catch 'em all, even if it means turning your bra into a Pokeball 😂
When you gotta catch 'em all, even if it means turning your bra into a Pokeball ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When the beat drops and you and your friends are feeling the vibe ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐ŸŽถ
1 year ago
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My slippers are demanding.  I'd better give them what they want before they start singing, "These boots are made for walking…"
My slippers are demanding. I'd better give them what they want before they start singing, "These boots are made for walkingโ€ฆ"
1 year ago
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When your mom asks you to turn on the lights
When your mom asks you to turn on the lights
1 year ago
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🤯 When you realize Aladdin might be a post-apocalyptic future and the Genie is just vibing with ancient memes 😂
๐Ÿคฏ When you realize Aladdin might be a post-apocalyptic future and the Genie is just vibing with ancient memes ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
Me trying to relive the lap dance I got at the club last night.
1 year ago
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"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
"Does your dog bite?" "Nah." *5 seconds later* "WOOF BARK GRRR...BANG!"
1 year ago
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When your friend orders their eggs "over complicated": 🐔🍳🤔
When your friend orders their eggs "over complicated": ๐Ÿ”๐Ÿณ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When you see your dad with your mom last night and start to question his real intentions 🤔🍼
When you see your dad with your mom last night and start to question his real intentions ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿผ
1 year ago
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Rugby players when they see American football players wearing so much padding 😂
Rugby players when they see American football players wearing so much padding ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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How many Wile E. Coyotes had to fall off this cliff for the government to be like, "You know what? We should put a sign!" 😂
How many Wile E. Coyotes had to fall off this cliff for the government to be like, "You know what? We should put a sign!" ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
149
When you're feeling a little short on company 🤏😂
When you're feeling a little short on company ๐Ÿค๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
149
She thinks it's for a ring, but I'm investing in a different kind of long-term relationship. 🤖
She thinks it's for a ring, but I'm investing in a different kind of long-term relationship. ๐Ÿค–
3 months ago
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