Steve Jobs when he finds out your doorbell has more than one button ๐
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When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...๐
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When your flight instructor says "practice your emergency landings anywhere" ๐โ๏ธ๐ชฆ
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When you have to guess the web browser based on increasingly obscure clues: ๐ฆ + ๐ชจ + ๐ญ + ๐ฆ + ๐ฝ = ๐ค
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If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
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Steve Jobs and Bill Gates finally agree on something in the afterlife: Windows wasn't responsible for the downfall of Apple's founder. ๐
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When the CAPTCHA is so blurry, you start questioning your own existence ๐
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Me when I realize I can make a grilled cheese by turning my toaster sideways๐คฏ
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Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA!
Audience: *cheers*
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When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. ๐ค #2A #SelfDefense
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New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
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When life gives you oranges, make art. ๐๐จโ๐จ
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Me after a good shave thinking my face is as smooth as a baby's bottom.
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Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass ๐
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When you try to explain atheism to your religious grandma ๐