Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
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When you and the squad try to "Be Different" but end up looking exactly the same ๐
11 months ago
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When your friend finally believes in chemtrails after years of you telling them, only because it was on the news๐
11 months ago
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Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
11 months ago
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POV: When you and your squad finally coordinate after 1000 tries ๐๐ฃ
11 months ago
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When the squirrels discover the bird feeder is more than just a snack dispenser ๐๐จ
11 months ago
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Friend zone is a dangerous place. Many fall, few escape ๐
11 months ago
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When you survive sex with Chuck Norris and realize you're the only one left standing ๐ฆต๐ค
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be a normal person at work ๐
11 months ago
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Me and the boys playing Halo until suddenly the room gets 10 degrees colder and everyone's posture shifts ๐ฅถ
11 months ago
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New Surgeon Generalโs Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
11 months ago
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Yep, back before the internet, the good old Sears catalog would get the job done ๐ช. Ahh, the simpler times when dial-up was cutting edge and your biggest online threat was your mom picking up the phone mid-download ๐.
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Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
11 months ago
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Me trying to convince my toddler to go to sleep ๐ด
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Me when I got an N64 for Christmas in the 90s. Pure, unadulterated joy ๐