These store rules are wild ๐ Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. ๐จ
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When you accidentally become a God among men after a social experiment.
1 year ago
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This guy's brain was hotter than his mining rig. ๐คฃ๐บ
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Apple: We removed all camera apps that used the volume button as a shutter.
One day later at WWDC: Introducing the new iPhone feature: Using the volume button to take pictures! ๐คฏ
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Me when someone walks in front of me on the escalator after they say "After you!"
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain the Matrix trilogy to my friends after taking both pills.
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
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Me trying to make new friends: ๐ค
Instructions unclear, hands now stuck to poster.
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When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you ๐
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If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
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When she says no but you're a mad lad ๐
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When the boys arrive and the party gets lit ๐ฅ๐
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Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐
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Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
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When life gives you oranges, make art. ๐๐จโ๐จ