These store rules are wild 😂 Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then.  💨
These store rules are wild ๐Ÿ˜‚ Asking for a discount gets you kicked out, and farting inside is a no-no! Oh, and if you have a bad attitude, prepare to pay extra! Guess I'll just shop online then. ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
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When you accidentally become a God among men after a social experiment.
When you accidentally become a God among men after a social experiment.
1 year ago
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This guy's brain was hotter than his mining rig. 🤣👺
This guy's brain was hotter than his mining rig. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘บ
1 year ago
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Apple: We removed all camera apps that used the volume button as a shutter.
One day later at WWDC: Introducing the new iPhone feature: Using the volume button to take pictures! 🤯
Apple: We removed all camera apps that used the volume button as a shutter. One day later at WWDC: Introducing the new iPhone feature: Using the volume button to take pictures! ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
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Me when someone walks in front of me on the escalator after they say "After you!"
Me when someone walks in front of me on the escalator after they say "After you!"
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain the Matrix trilogy to my friends after taking both pills.
Me trying to explain the Matrix trilogy to my friends after taking both pills.
1 year ago
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Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
Me pretending to be Chad to ask out my crush vs. Accidentally becoming their relationship therapist
1 year ago
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Me trying to make new friends: 🤝 
Instructions unclear, hands now stuck to poster.
Me trying to make new friends: ๐Ÿค Instructions unclear, hands now stuck to poster.
1 year ago
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When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you 😂
When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! 😂 #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
If the US government was a regular household they would be getting calls from creditors all day! ๐Ÿ˜‚ #NationalDebt #BudgetCuts #Economy
1 year ago
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When she says no but you're a mad lad 😈
When she says no but you're a mad lad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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When the boys arrive and the party gets lit 🔥🎉
When the boys arrive and the party gets lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽ‰
1 year ago
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Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today 😂
Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
Me when I realize the only way to make money is to work
1 year ago
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When life gives you oranges, make art. 🍊👨‍🎨
When life gives you oranges, make art. ๐ŸŠ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŽจ
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