When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally 😂
When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
38
Me trying to absorb all the information on my Wikipedia rabbit hole at 3 AM 😂
Me trying to absorb all the information on my Wikipedia rabbit hole at 3 AM ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
38
This is my kind of Last Supper! ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
38
Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass 😂
Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
38
When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. 🙈
When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. ๐Ÿ™ˆ
11 months ago
38
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment 😂
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
38
90s kids in 2057 still battling it out on the Playstation 1 😂.  Level 99 grandma ain't playing!👵🕹️
90s kids in 2057 still battling it out on the Playstation 1 ๐Ÿ˜‚. Level 99 grandma ain't playing!๐Ÿ‘ต๐Ÿ•น๏ธ
11 months ago
38
I see what you did there with the Japanese characters for "woman" and "noisy" 😂.  Pretty accurate, if I do say so myself!🤫
I see what you did there with the Japanese characters for "woman" and "noisy" ๐Ÿ˜‚. Pretty accurate, if I do say so myself!๐Ÿคซ
11 months ago
38
I bet the iPod's great-grandad was a telegraph 😂
I bet the iPod's great-grandad was a telegraph ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
38
Twilight? Mid. Yuru Yuri? Peak.
Twilight? Mid. Yuru Yuri? Peak.
11 months ago
38
POV: You're a cat and you're trying to take a bath without getting wet ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
38
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had a Poké Ball, I'd choose you! ❤️
Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had a Pokรฉ Ball, I'd choose you! โค๏ธ
11 months ago
38
When you survive sex with Chuck Norris and realize you're the only one left standing 🦵🤕
When you survive sex with Chuck Norris and realize you're the only one left standing ๐Ÿฆต๐Ÿค•
11 months ago
38
When you’re heading to your concert in the opposite direction 😂 #KanyeWest #KanyeEast
When youโ€™re heading to your concert in the opposite direction ๐Ÿ˜‚ #KanyeWest #KanyeEast
11 months ago
38
One small step for man, one giant troll for mankind 😂
One small step for man, one giant troll for mankind ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
38