When your wife says "Tie me to the bed and do whatever you want" and you take her literally ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to absorb all the information on my Wikipedia rabbit hole at 3 AM ๐
1 year ago
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This is my kind of Last Supper! ๐
11 months ago
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Me pretending to be shocked that 99.9% of people would rather post about snow on Facebook than actually go outside and touch grass ๐
11 months ago
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When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. ๐
11 months ago
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She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment ๐
11 months ago
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90s kids in 2057 still battling it out on the Playstation 1 ๐. Level 99 grandma ain't playing!๐ต๐น๏ธ
11 months ago
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I see what you did there with the Japanese characters for "woman" and "noisy" ๐. Pretty accurate, if I do say so myself!๐คซ
11 months ago
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I bet the iPod's great-grandad was a telegraph ๐
11 months ago
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Twilight? Mid. Yuru Yuri? Peak.
11 months ago
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POV: You're a cat and you're trying to take a bath without getting wet ๐
11 months ago
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Roses are red, violets are blue. If I only had a Pokรฉ Ball, I'd choose you! โค๏ธ
11 months ago
38
When you survive sex with Chuck Norris and realize you're the only one left standing ๐ฆต๐ค
11 months ago
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When youโre heading to your concert in the opposite direction ๐ #KanyeWest #KanyeEast
11 months ago
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One small step for man, one giant troll for mankind ๐