Me trying to use the force like Obi-Wan Kenobi to clear the bar
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Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
Me trying to remember if the midterm elections were yesterday, today, or next week after hitting the bong.
1 year ago
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Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. 😂
Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to subtly bring my plushie to bed with me so my parents don't judge ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs 😂
When you're feeling Eeyore about your fuel economy but Winnie the Pooh about your RPMs ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this 🔥👶
When the babysitter says they'll 'warm the baby's bottle' and you come home to this ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ‘ถ
1 year ago
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When you realize "saggin" spelled backwards is "niggas" 😂 Sneaky, sneaky. 🤫
When you realize "saggin" spelled backwards is "niggas" ๐Ÿ˜‚ Sneaky, sneaky. ๐Ÿคซ
1 year ago
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Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we don’t like America: 🇺🇸🦅
Me when the teacher says the pledge of allegiance is voluntary and asks what country we want to move to if we donโ€™t like America: ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿฆ…
1 year ago
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Me, an atheist, petting the tiger:  'Sup, stripes?'🐅
Me, an atheist, petting the tiger: 'Sup, stripes?'๐Ÿ…
1 year ago
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Canadians after their hockey team loses vs other countries dealing with real problems 😂
Canadians after their hockey team loses vs other countries dealing with real problems ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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That TMNT costume has seen some things 🐢👀
That TMNT costume has seen some things ๐Ÿข๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
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One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. 🤔
One is called devoted, the other is called oppressed. ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
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When your parents give you money for groceries, and they say "buy some fruits and vegetables"... but you're living that college life 😂🥦
When your parents give you money for groceries, and they say "buy some fruits and vegetables"... but you're living that college life ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฅฆ
1 year ago
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Me accepting all my problems at once🐔
Me accepting all my problems at once๐Ÿ”
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Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers 😂
Me pretending to save water by taking shorter showers ๐Ÿ˜‚
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