Dear Gillette, I have some *feedback* for your "breakthrough technology": ๐
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Me trying to run Google Chrome in 2025 with 8GB of RAM ๐
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When the boys arrive and the party gets lit ๐ฅ๐
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If you bought Bitcoin in 2010, a BMW M5 cost 178,000 BTC.
If you hodled, that same Bitcoin could now buy you a fleet of M5s in 2025.
Moral of the story? Buy Bitcoin, buy BMWs (eventually).
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When life gives you oranges, make art. ๐๐จโ๐จ
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When you try to explain atheism to your religious grandma ๐
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Me setting my goals so low, I'm guaranteed to achieve them ๐ #Motivation #Winning
1 year ago
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Me and the boys testing our new human drones in NYC ๐
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When you realize Whitney Houston's music really *was* dope after hearing about the cause of her death ๐
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When you're an engineer, but also broke ๐. This is how to flex on your broke friends: show them your 7-Eleven personal AC unit ๐ช #DIY #AC #broke
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When you and the boys are about to score an epic goal!โฝ๏ธ๐ฅ
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Marriage: Just say NO ๐. This is why prenups are important, fellas. Protect your assets!
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Me pretending to be humbled when my mom says I'm handsome ๐