Steve Jobs: I said netbooks are cheap and not good. Bill Gates: Yup. Steve Jobs: Well now they are just not good.
Steve Jobs: I said netbooks are cheap and not good. Bill Gates: Yup. Steve Jobs: Well now they are just not good.
1 year ago
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When you're feeling sunny side up, but also a little cheeky 🌅🍑
When you're feeling sunny side up, but also a little cheeky ๐ŸŒ…๐Ÿ‘
1 year ago
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E.T. just learned about the Caesar cipher, and things got a little out of hand.👽
E.T. just learned about the Caesar cipher, and things got a little out of hand.๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
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I guess you could say, "T.HANKS for all the fish!" 🐟😂
I guess you could say, "T.HANKS for all the fish!" ๐ŸŸ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: 🤔 Guess I'll become a pirate then.🏴‍☠️
When sharing 24 songs costs $1.5 million: ๐Ÿค” Guess I'll become a pirate then.๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ
1 year ago
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Wolverine: You know who fucks real good?
Spider-Man: ...
Wolverine: Redheads.
Spider-Man: 🤝
Wolverine: You know who fucks real good? Spider-Man: ... Wolverine: Redheads. Spider-Man: ๐Ÿค
1 year ago
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Me trying to decipher which language my takeout menu is in.
Me trying to decipher which language my takeout menu is in.
1 year ago
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When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday 😂
When you realize Valentine's Day is just another Monday ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion 👽
When you and your bestie go to a basketball game but secretly just waiting for the humans to evolve so you can start the invasion ๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
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Me trying to hide my online shopping from my coworkers 👀
Me trying to hide my online shopping from my coworkers ๐Ÿ‘€
11 months ago
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Yo dawg, I heard you like Macs, so we put square wheels on your bike, so you can be different while you go nowhere in life. 😂
Yo dawg, I heard you like Macs, so we put square wheels on your bike, so you can be different while you go nowhere in life. ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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When you accidentally step on the installation CD-ROM: "...I'll just download again" 😂
When you accidentally step on the installation CD-ROM: "...I'll just download again" ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me explaining that a lack of male role models is contributing to the rise in toxic masculinity.  Her: So? 😂
Me explaining that a lack of male role models is contributing to the rise in toxic masculinity. Her: So? ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me trying to figure out which line is the shortest at airport check-in 😂
Me trying to figure out which line is the shortest at airport check-in ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
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Me when someone walks in front of me on the escalator after they say "After you!"
Me when someone walks in front of me on the escalator after they say "After you!"
11 months ago
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