When you visit Paris and find out the true meaning of "Champs de Mars": "Mars' Field" ๐
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When your girlfriend says she doesn't want you to smoke, drink or masturbate anymore so you know it's party time! ๐ฅณ
10 months ago
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Me trying to subtly hint to my partner what I want for Christmas ๐๐
10 months ago
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I'm not sure what's more impressive, the baking skills or the sheer audacity of these butt cookies. ๐๐ช They're definitely cheek-y! ๐
10 months ago
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Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐
10 months ago
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When you're 5 and already know what you like ๐
10 months ago
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Just a normal Tuesday afternoon with my bestie ๐๐ฆ
10 months ago
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When you tell your parents you hate them and wish you were never born so they hit you with the "I wish you were never born too" and reverse time to before you were conceived. ๐
10 months ago
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Me casually enjoying a bucket of KFC while protesting against KFC ๐๐
10 months ago
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I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐ฌ
10 months ago
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If he pauses his game in the middle of a boss fight just to text you back, you better put a ring on it!๐
10 months ago
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Me trying to look busy at work so my boss doesn't give me extra tasks ๐
10 months ago
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Me trying to draw the Union Jack from memory after my 5th pint. Close enough.
10 months ago
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Me after listening to my friends complain about their significant others for the 100th time ๐ญ๐ #foreveralone
10 months ago
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Me trying to figure out if my success is due to hard work or divine intervention ๐