Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe 😂
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
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My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! 😭😂
My car got broken into, but honestly, I'm more offended that they only ate the skin off my rotisserie chickens. Like, what kind of monster does that?! ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime 😂 #parenting
When you realize 4am is way past a baby's bedtime ๐Ÿ˜‚ #parenting
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When the boys arrive and the party gets lit 🔥🎉
When the boys arrive and the party gets lit ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐ŸŽ‰
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When your dad asks if you want to do literally anything with him except go see a Broadway musical 😂
When your dad asks if you want to do literally anything with him except go see a Broadway musical ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me, starting a new project vs. me, 3 months into the project: "Oh my, I've created a Frankensteinian monster of code again, haven't I?"
Me, starting a new project vs. me, 3 months into the project: "Oh my, I've created a Frankensteinian monster of code again, haven't I?"
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Deck the halls with boughs of... uh oh 😬. These vintage Nazi Christmas ornaments are a chilling reminder of a dark chapter in history. Talk about a tree-mendous blunder. 🎄
Deck the halls with boughs of... uh oh ๐Ÿ˜ฌ. These vintage Nazi Christmas ornaments are a chilling reminder of a dark chapter in history. Talk about a tree-mendous blunder. ๐ŸŽ„
1 year ago
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She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment 😂
She's about to enter a whole new dimension of disappointment ๐Ÿ˜‚
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"How to start flirting with a woman" 
Step 1: Approach with confidence 
Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention
Step 3: Run🏃‍♂️💨
"How to start flirting with a woman" Step 1: Approach with confidence Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention Step 3: Run๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’จ
1 year ago
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When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies 😂
When you realize Westeros is just a medieval version of Europe with dragons and ice zombies ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to unsubscribe from any email list 😩
Me trying to unsubscribe from any email list ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
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When you lose an argument on the internet 😂
When you lose an argument on the internet ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When you’re heading to your concert in the opposite direction 😂 #KanyeWest #KanyeEast
When youโ€™re heading to your concert in the opposite direction ๐Ÿ˜‚ #KanyeWest #KanyeEast
1 year ago
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New Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
1 year ago
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Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
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