Me trying to multitask after my morning coffee โ
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When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths ๐
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When your friend finally believes in chemtrails after years of you telling them, only because it was on the news๐
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5 years for sharing music versus 4 years for involuntary manslaughter... priorities people! ๐
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When the squirrels discover the bird feeder is more than just a snack dispenser ๐๐จ
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Me pretending to work so I can keep my job ๐
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When you realize you brought a knife to a chainsaw fight ๐
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Nailed it! ๐
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The brain is like that one friend who always hypes themselves up. ๐
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Having five boyfriends and still getting cheated on? ๐ค Girl, you need a loyalty program, not more boyfriends! ๐
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One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. ๐ค
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They faked the entire company?! Even had business cards! ๐ Level ๐ฏ piracy. They didn't just steal the designs, they stole the whole dang identity! ๐คฏ
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Me trying to find a valid excuse to skip leg day ๐
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Me trying to convince my toddler to go to sleep ๐ด
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When you and the boys are about to score an epic goal!โฝ๏ธ๐ฅ