Obama: My grandpappy rode a bicycle during the second great bicycle war, and he got two flat tires, but he kept going. McCain, Bush, and Perry thinking: That's cute.
1 year ago
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Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket ๐
1 year ago
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When you said you'd just 'quickly grab one thing' at the store. ๐ฌ
7 months ago
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We were promised Skynet, but instead we got a customer service bot that gets offended when you're rude to it. The AI apocalypse is disappointing. ๐ค
1 month ago
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Spotted in London, where the bus stop ads are getting brutally honest and surprisingly fabulous. ๐ฆ
1 month ago
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๐ค When Roomba gets a taste of victory, and humans get a taste of defeatโliterally! ๐ฟ๐
1 year ago
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When you gotta catch 'em all... even if it means transforming your entire room into a Pikachu shrine ๐
1 year ago
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When you describe yourself as intelligent and cultured, but your dating profile screams otherwise ๐
1 year ago
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The internet: Making corporate boardrooms sweat since 1995 ๐
1 year ago
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When in doubt, fist it out. #safesex #AIDSawareness
1 year ago
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When you ask if she's retired and now need a medical retirement yourself. ๐
1 year ago
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When your mom tells you to do the dishes, citing Ecclesiastes 9:10 ๐
1 year ago
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When you sacrifice all your pieces but still win the chess game: THIS IS SPARTAAAA!!
1 year ago
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Unplugging from reality ๐ค๐ญ What would you choose to become?
1 year ago
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Bear-ly believable adventures in Belarus! ๐ป๐ถโโ๏ธ