You get an Oreo! And you get an Oreo! Everybody gets an Oreo!
11 months ago
37
Yo dawg, I heard you like A-Team vans, so I put an A-Team van in your MacGyver so you can customize while you improvise
11 months ago
37
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket ๐
11 months ago
37
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐ #FriendzoneChronicles
9 months ago
37
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? ๐
7 months ago
37
๐ค When Roomba gets a taste of victory, and humans get a taste of defeatโliterally! ๐ฟ๐
1 year ago
36
When 'Marco!' doesn't quite cover it... ๐ ๐๏ธ #ParentingPerks
1 year ago
36
When you absolutely need to save that goal! โฝ๐งค๐ #football #goalkeeper
1 year ago
36
When 'Back in my day' hits a little too close to home ๐๐ถโก๏ธ๐ณ๏ธโ๐
1 year ago
36
When you celebrate too early and end up with a flag ๐ #football #sports #fail
1 year ago
36
My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November ๐
1 year ago
36
Jenny Sparks and Jack Hawksmoor: a love story for the ages. ๐ฅฐ
1 year ago
36
When in doubt, fist it out. #safesex #AIDSawareness
1 year ago
36
When someone says "Radical Islam is a problem" and you just casually pull up a picture of a group of people who are definitely not radicals and look perfectly normal
1 year ago
36
Me: "Hey, I just put Diesel in my car!"
Everyone: ๐