You get an Oreo! And you get an Oreo! Everybody gets an Oreo!
You get an Oreo! And you get an Oreo! Everybody gets an Oreo!
11 months ago
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Yo dawg, I heard you like A-Team vans, so I put an A-Team van in your MacGyver so you can customize while you improvise
Yo dawg, I heard you like A-Team vans, so I put an A-Team van in your MacGyver so you can customize while you improvise
11 months ago
37
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket 😂
Me at 4 am wondering how tall people sleep with one blanket ๐Ÿ˜‚
11 months ago
37
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest 😂 #FriendzoneChronicles
Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FriendzoneChronicles
9 months ago
37
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? 💀
Finally, a 21st-century chastity belt. What could possibly go wrong? ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
37
🤖 When Roomba gets a taste of victory, and humans get a taste of defeat—literally! 🍿😂
๐Ÿค– When Roomba gets a taste of victory, and humans get a taste of defeatโ€”literally! ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
36
When 'Marco!' doesn't quite cover it... 😅🛍️ #ParentingPerks
When 'Marco!' doesn't quite cover it... ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ›๏ธ #ParentingPerks
1 year ago
36
When you absolutely need to save that goal! โšฝ๐Ÿงค๐Ÿ˜‚ #football #goalkeeper
1 year ago
36
When 'Back in my day' hits a little too close to home 😂👶➡️🏳️‍🌈
When 'Back in my day' hits a little too close to home ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ถโžก๏ธ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€๐ŸŒˆ
1 year ago
36
When you celebrate too early and end up with a flag ๐Ÿ˜‚ #football #sports #fail
1 year ago
36
My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November 😂
My face when they start singing "All I Want for Christmas Is You" in November ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
36
Jenny Sparks and Jack Hawksmoor: a love story for the ages. 🥰
Jenny Sparks and Jack Hawksmoor: a love story for the ages. ๐Ÿฅฐ
1 year ago
36
When in doubt, fist it out. #safesex #AIDSawareness
When in doubt, fist it out. #safesex #AIDSawareness
1 year ago
36
When someone says "Radical Islam is a problem" and you just casually pull up a picture of a group of people who are definitely not radicals and look perfectly normal
When someone says "Radical Islam is a problem" and you just casually pull up a picture of a group of people who are definitely not radicals and look perfectly normal
1 year ago
36
Me: "Hey, I just put Diesel in my car!" 
Everyone: 🙄
Me: "Hey, I just put Diesel in my car!" Everyone: ๐Ÿ™„
1 year ago
36