Playing tennis here is great, until you realize the ball boy is a guy in a scuba suit. ๐พ๐
1 year ago
133
NYC street preacher starter pack:
1) Wearing Repent Sinner t-shirt.
2) Yelling at everyone that doesn't agree with their views.
3) A crypto bro that is angry about something.
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1 year ago
132
When you accidentally click on The Fox and The Hound rule 34 ๐๐๐
1 year ago
132
Me trying to adult: 0/10 agility, but 10/10 determination ๐๐ช
1 year ago
132
POV: you live in Ukraine and ordered McDonalds to be delivered by drone.
1 year ago
132
When you RSVP to a party as 007: Socialize like a gentleman, strategize like a spy. ๐ธ๐คต
1 year ago
132
When you really, really want to press both buttons at once! ๐ค๐
1 year ago
132
An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough ๐
1 year ago
132
When your girl is giving you a handjob under the table ๐๐คซ
1 year ago
132
Chemistry class just got a lot more interesting... and practical! ๐
9 months ago
132
He respects her need for security, but the budget remains the top priority. Tell RoboCop the perimeter is secure, and so is his wallet. ๐
7 months ago
132
When you ask your dad a serious question and he gives you a lifetime of trauma instead of an answer. ๐คฃ
7 months ago
132
This kid is playing 4D chess while we're all playing checkers. He found the ultimate loophole to enjoy his snacks and his tablet. ๐
6 months ago
132
When you want world peace but are also prepared for a 'going out with a bang' party. โ๏ธ๐ฅ
6 months ago
132
The 'non-profit' glow up is real. From $0 profit to a much cooler $0,000,000,000 profit. ๐