When you're stuck in the elevator with your dress caught in the door and you have to pee so bad you pull the dress over your head and pee your pants ๐Ÿ˜‚ #RulesOfEngagement #StuckInAnElevator #Awkward
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Me trying to adult: 0/10 agility, but 10/10 determination 🐕💪
Me trying to adult: 0/10 agility, but 10/10 determination ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
1 year ago
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When your moral compass argues with your 'better' judgment 🤔💭😈
When your moral compass argues with your 'better' judgment ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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When you play the Game of Strokes, you either win or you... get wet! 🏊‍♂️🏅
When you play the Game of Strokes, you either win or you... get wet! ๐ŸŠโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ…
1 year ago
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When 'sweep her off her feet' takes a sinister turn. 😂🕵️‍♂️
When 'sweep her off her feet' takes a sinister turn. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
1 year ago
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Debugging is like trying to understand a woman sometimes. You think you got it, then BAM! Missing semicolon 😂
Debugging is like trying to understand a woman sometimes. You think you got it, then BAM! Missing semicolon ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. 🔥
When you can't find Mohammed in "Where's Mohammed?", but you have other methods of finding him. ๐Ÿ”ฅ
1 year ago
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Parenting Level: Yoda 💤🔫
Parenting Level: Yoda ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ”ซ
11 months ago
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When the WiFi signal might be weak but your defenses are strong! 😂🖥️
When the WiFi signal might be weak but your defenses are strong! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ
11 months ago
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Wait a minute... that's not the Magic Kingdom. 😳
Wait a minute... that's not the Magic Kingdom. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
11 months ago
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Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. 😅
Note to self: 'Heating your dinner' is not the witty comeback you think it is. ๐Ÿ˜…
8 months ago
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The one thing that can bring any man back from the edge. Priorities are straight. 😂
The one thing that can bring any man back from the edge. Priorities are straight. ๐Ÿ˜‚
7 months ago
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My manager just assigned me a ticket and handed me this book. Is this a threat? 💀
My manager just assigned me a ticket and handed me this book. Is this a threat? ๐Ÿ’€
7 months ago
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Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
Yo dawg, I heard you like being governed, so we put a government over your government so you can be governed while you're being governed.
7 months ago
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When your evil plan is so diabolical it makes actual supervillains cry with admiration. 🤣
When your evil plan is so diabolical it makes actual supervillains cry with admiration. ๐Ÿคฃ
4 months ago
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