When the meal prep calls for extra gravy and freedom fries 🇺🇸🍟
When the meal prep calls for extra gravy and freedom fries ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐ŸŸ
9 months ago
69
Parenting Level: Yoda 💤🔫
Parenting Level: Yoda ๐Ÿ’ค๐Ÿ”ซ
8 months ago
69
Paul out here playing 4D chess on the morning commute. 🧠♿️
Paul out here playing 4D chess on the morning commute. ๐Ÿง โ™ฟ๏ธ
7 months ago
69
It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
It's not about the odds, it's about paying a small fee for the right to fantasize about quitting my job for a whole night.
3 months ago
69
Me trying to impress my crush...๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
68
Me trying to pole vault over my problems #StarWars #Fail
1 year ago
68
When dad knows you better than you know yourself 😂👀
When dad knows you better than you know yourself ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
68
Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
Me hoping death is like falling asleep at a party and being carried to bed, instead of what my sleep paralysis demon has planned.
10 months ago
68
Back then, people knew how to fix cars. Now we need to be told not to drink battery acid. Progress? 🤔
Back then, people knew how to fix cars. Now we need to be told not to drink battery acid. Progress? ๐Ÿค”
10 months ago
68
Me when someone calls out my meme addiction but I'm internet famous 😎
Me when someone calls out my meme addiction but I'm internet famous ๐Ÿ˜Ž
10 months ago
68
When you accidentally pick up all the groceries in one trip and your wife's impressed 💪😂 #seahorsedad
When you accidentally pick up all the groceries in one trip and your wife's impressed ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜‚ #seahorsedad
10 months ago
68
When you spend 40+ hours on your photorealistic frog and your 5-year-old cousin wins because 'it looks cute'.
When you spend 40+ hours on your photorealistic frog and your 5-year-old cousin wins because 'it looks cute'.
10 months ago
68
When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! ✊
When someone wishes you a 'Happy Columbus Day' and you have to use every muscle in your body to correct them. It's Indigenous Peoples' Day! โœŠ
5 months ago
68
Back in my day, these were the four horsemen of the internet apocalypse. We've come so far. 👴
Back in my day, these were the four horsemen of the internet apocalypse. We've come so far. ๐Ÿ‘ด
5 months ago
68
When you text the wrong number but they still manage to teach you a lesson in etiquette. 💀
When you text the wrong number but they still manage to teach you a lesson in etiquette. ๐Ÿ’€
5 months ago
68