Shaggy: Like, it wasn't me, man!
Scobby Doo: Ruh-huh! It was the Rottweiler!
News Headline: Man arrested for having sex with dog
10 months ago
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When you try to tell a joke but it goes over their head so you just leave them forever alone ๐
10 months ago
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When the printer knows what you're up to and refuses to cooperate ๐
10 months ago
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This eBay seller is a true entrepreneur ๐. They're not selling an iPad, but the *opportunity* to buy an iPad. What a deal! Just imagine the possibilities! #eBayHustle #NotAniPad
10 months ago
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When you really need to protect your cabbages from floods. ๐
10 months ago
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This supermarket's soda aisle is more pixelated than my old Gameboy screen ๐. Level up your hydration game with Mario and Luigi! ๐
10 months ago
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When you invite "a friend" and their "roommate" to your party and then suddenly Julius and his crew crash in asking for the dance floor and Mike's Hard ๐
10 months ago
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Socialism: ensuring equal misery for the masses, except for the elite few who get the fancy pool and sports cars. ๐ค
10 months ago
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Apple: We removed all camera apps that used the volume button as a shutter.
One day later at WWDC: Introducing the new iPhone feature: Using the volume button to take pictures! ๐คฏ
10 months ago
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Me when someone walks in front of me on the escalator after they say "After you!"
10 months ago
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When you're a Vulcan trying to fit in with the British aristocracy: Live long, and *proper*. โ๏ธ
10 months ago
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My slippers are demanding. I'd better give them what they want before they start singing, "These boots are made for walkingโฆ"
10 months ago
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"We came in peace for all mankind" Meanwhile, back on Earth: bombing continues. Carl Sagan hitting us with that historical irony! ๐
10 months ago
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POV: Your uncle is picking you up from school
10 months ago
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When you hate your job so much that you complain on your boss's Facebook post and they fire you publicly ๐