When you're fully vaxxed and boosted but still catch the case of the "toe tag"
1 year ago
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Me trying to get a bigger chest at the gym ๐
1 year ago
36
Redheads vs. Gingers ๐ One's a fiery goddess, the other...well, let's just say they're not known for their souls. ๐ฅ Just kidding (mostly) ๐
1 year ago
36
New beard trimmer? So long nose hair, you're pubes now.
1 year ago
36
Me, starting a new project vs. me, 3 months into the project: "Oh my, I've created a Frankensteinian monster of code again, haven't I?"
11 months ago
36
This guy deserves an award for the greatest comeback ever ๐
11 months ago
36
When you accidentally score a touchdown for the opposite team ๐
11 months ago
36
When you try to explain atheism to your religious grandma ๐
11 months ago
36
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
11 months ago
36
When you go back to work after the weekend and forget how to human ๐
11 months ago
36
"How to start flirting with a woman"
Step 1: Approach with confidence
Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention
Step 3: Run๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
11 months ago
36
When you're committed to raising awareness, but also a little...extra ๐. Free mammograms, anyone? #earlydetection #breastcancerawareness
11 months ago
36
Me trying to figure out what time it is after daylight savings ๐ด
11 months ago
36
Me pretending to be a normal person at work ๐
11 months ago
36
The founding fathers were like, "Let's add some mystery to this dollar bill. A pyramid with an eye, some Latin motto, and boom โ instant conspiracy theories for centuries to come!" ๐๏ธโค