Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery 🔪😂
Me trying to convince my patient that *I'm* the one who's supposed to be doing the surgery ๐Ÿ”ช๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Finally, a solution for those pesky ear-spiders! 🕷️🚫😴
Finally, a solution for those pesky ear-spiders! ๐Ÿ•ท๏ธ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿ˜ด
1 year ago
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When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection 😂 #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection ๐Ÿ˜‚ #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
1 year ago
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Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.
1 year ago
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Me trying to unsubscribe from any email list 😩
Me trying to unsubscribe from any email list ๐Ÿ˜ฉ
1 year ago
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Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
Gandalf: "A wizard is never late, Frodo Baggins, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to... after hitting the ATM."
1 year ago
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Ah, the classic 'I'll test the waters with this wildly inappropriate comment' maneuver. It's not a douchebag move until you observe it! ⚛️
Ah, the classic 'I'll test the waters with this wildly inappropriate comment' maneuver. It's not a douchebag move until you observe it! โš›๏ธ
1 month ago
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When you absolutely need to save that goal! โšฝ๐Ÿงค๐Ÿ˜‚ #football #goalkeeper
1 year ago
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When you ask your domme to go easy on you because you have a presentation tomorrow and can't afford to sit down
When you ask your domme to go easy on you because you have a presentation tomorrow and can't afford to sit down
1 year ago
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When you accidentally spill the red food coloring in the Bangladeshi river
When you accidentally spill the red food coloring in the Bangladeshi river
1 year ago
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When your mom tells you to do the dishes, citing Ecclesiastes 9:10 😂
When your mom tells you to do the dishes, citing Ecclesiastes 9:10 ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you accidentally activate your breakdancing skills during a soccer match ๐Ÿ˜‚โšฝ๏ธ
1 year ago
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When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men 💅
When you find out the hot guy you were checking out prefers men ๐Ÿ’…
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course 😬
When you invite your demonic friends over for dinner and they mistake Jesus for the main course ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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