New Surgeon General’s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
New Surgeon Generalโ€™s Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
1 year ago
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Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. 💊💰"
Big Pharma be like: "So, you want the *natural* herb? Illegal. You want the one we made in a lab with a bunch of extra ingredients? That'll be $10,000, please. ๐Ÿ’Š๐Ÿ’ฐ"
1 year ago
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Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. 😂
Beavers hundreds of thousands of years ago were living better than some Africans now. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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They faked the entire company?!  Even had business cards! 😂  Level 💯 piracy.  They didn't just steal the designs, they stole the whole dang identity! 🤯
They faked the entire company?! Even had business cards! ๐Ÿ˜‚ Level ๐Ÿ’ฏ piracy. They didn't just steal the designs, they stole the whole dang identity! ๐Ÿคฏ
1 year ago
102
When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. 🐛
When you search for 'easy Halloween costumes' and find your true calling as a cozy, human-sized slug. ๐Ÿ›
8 months ago
102
Business is booming, even when the bodies are dropping. Gotta respect the hustle of a Liberty City hotdog vendor. 🌭
Business is booming, even when the bodies are dropping. Gotta respect the hustle of a Liberty City hotdog vendor. ๐ŸŒญ
1 month ago
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Forget romantic comedies, this is what true love on Valentine's Day looks like. 🎮❤️
Forget romantic comedies, this is what true love on Valentine's Day looks like. ๐ŸŽฎโค๏ธ
1 month ago
102
My human thinks this is a game. I'm having an existential crisis. Who am I? Who is HE?! 😱
My human thinks this is a game. I'm having an existential crisis. Who am I? Who is HE?! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ
1 month ago
102
That's one way to choose a baby name... Future therapy sessions are going to be interesting. 😳
That's one way to choose a baby name... Future therapy sessions are going to be interesting. ๐Ÿ˜ณ
1 month ago
102
Morpheus dropping some senior dev wisdom. One day you won't need to 'vibe' the codebase, you'll just be one with the code. 🧘‍♂️💻
Morpheus dropping some senior dev wisdom. One day you won't need to 'vibe' the codebase, you'll just be one with the code. ๐Ÿง˜โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ’ป
27 days ago
102
When you try a new foundation at the mall, but it doesn't quite match๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
101
If going to prostitution is a hobby like anime or manga, then what's the problem? ๐Ÿค”
1 year ago
101
When 'Marco!' doesn't quite cover it... 😅🛍️ #ParentingPerks
When 'Marco!' doesn't quite cover it... ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ›๏ธ #ParentingPerks
1 year ago
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When car rides lead to awkward family truths 🚗😂
When car rides lead to awkward family truths ๐Ÿš—๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you celebrate too early and end up with a flag ๐Ÿ˜‚ #football #sports #fail
1 year ago
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