When you and your partner have *very* different tastes in movies ๐
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POV: You are a multi-millionaire enjoying your summer vacation ๐๐น
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When you accidentally stumble upon a post that makes you question everything you thought you knew about humanity. Time to log off and bleach my eyes. ๐
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When you try sliding into the DMs but end up faceplanting into a wall of rejection ๐ #FacebookFail #CatfishKarma
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When you accidentally score a touchdown for the opposite team ๐
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Kids these days with their triple-insulated, pH-balanced, organic water bottles. Back in my day, we risked it all for a sip from the communal metal germ dispenser and we LIKED it! ๐ฆ ๐
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Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโฆ and not in the kitchen
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Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally ๐ฎ๐คค
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When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs ๐
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Me trying to justify buying that vintage Lego set I always wanted as a kid, except now it's worth more than my car ๐
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One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. ๐ค
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The founding fathers were like, "Let's add some mystery to this dollar bill. A pyramid with an eye, some Latin motto, and boom โ instant conspiracy theories for centuries to come!" ๐๏ธโค
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Me with my $10,000 camera setup VS me with my phone after seeing how good the camera quality is ๐คณ
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When you prank your dad with a fake pregnancy announcement, but he hits you with the ultimate "I thought you were just getting fat" ๐
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Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐ #FriendzoneChronicles