Me: "Hey, I just put Diesel in my car!" 
Everyone: 🙄
Me: "Hey, I just put Diesel in my car!" Everyone: ๐Ÿ™„
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When your dad says you're finally ready for the Empire's 'Bring Your Kid to Work Day' 🌌🤖
When your dad says you're finally ready for the Empire's 'Bring Your Kid to Work Day' ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿค–
1 year ago
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Me trying to wake up my dad to take me to school๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When love of grammar takes an unexpected turn 😂❤️
When love of grammar takes an unexpected turn ๐Ÿ˜‚โค๏ธ
1 year ago
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Me trying to avoid responsibilities ๐Ÿ˜‚ #bikefail #mountainbike #extremesports
1 year ago
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E.T. just learned about the Caesar cipher, and things got a little out of hand.👽
E.T. just learned about the Caesar cipher, and things got a little out of hand.๐Ÿ‘ฝ
1 year ago
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NASA spent millions developing a pen that could write in space. The Russians used a pencil. 😂
NASA spent millions developing a pen that could write in space. The Russians used a pencil. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When your code throws so many errors, it needs its own O'Reilly book 😂
When your code throws so many errors, it needs its own O'Reilly book ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too 😂
Me trying to explain to my mom that caffeine and alcohol are drugs too ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. 😂
My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Me and the boys on 9/10
Me and the boys on 9/10
1 year ago
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When your pointer finds the thing vs when it doesn't 😂 #programming #nullpointerexception
When your pointer finds the thing vs when it doesn't ๐Ÿ˜‚ #programming #nullpointerexception
1 year ago
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Me trying to hide my online shopping from my coworkers 👀
Me trying to hide my online shopping from my coworkers ๐Ÿ‘€
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my friends why Linux is superior: "It's what's on the inside that counts...and on the outside too, I guess."
Me trying to explain to my friends why Linux is superior: "It's what's on the inside that counts...and on the outside too, I guess."
1 year ago
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When you try your best but you don't succeed ๐Ÿ˜‚
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