When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable ๐ #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
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New Surgeon Generalโs Warning: Smoking may turn you gay. Now with 50% more fabulous.
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Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐ #FriendzoneChronicles
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This took a very dark and unexpected turn. I'm just gonna leave this here... ๐ฌ
3 months ago
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Apparently, dream apocalypses are just as frustrating as real relationships. Now you're mad at them for something that didn't even happen. ๐
2 months ago
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When you book the "airport transfer" option and it drops you off here ๐
1 year ago
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When you try to learn basic English before meeting the president of the United States, but end up having an existential crisis with him:
Obama: I'm Michelle's Husband
Mori: me too ๐
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When you forget to remember but remember to forget! ๐ง ๐ค
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When it's Friday night and suddenly it's Sunday morning.๐ฅณ
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When you've got to save the galaxy but still dress for a 70s business meeting ๐๐บโจ
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POV: You're driving the free candy van ๐
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When you're ready for the World Cup, but the vuvuzelas steal the show! ๐บ๐โฝ
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When you break world records and take fashion tips ๐ธ๐๐บ๐ธ
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When your fish food ideas are tadpole-ly unconventional ๐ธ๐ ๐
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When you realize that every country's rage comic face is just a slightly different variation of the same screaming face ๐