The government is definitely watching your junk๐. They're collecting data for the biggest dick pic database in the world! Next time you take a leak, make sure you give them a good one๐.
11 months ago
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When Chuck Norris wants to be born, no condom can stop him ๐ฅ๐ช
11 months ago
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This chair is designed for all the lazy lovers out there. No more sore arms from holding your partner, just plop down and let the chair do the work ๐
11 months ago
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5 years for sharing music versus 4 years for involuntary manslaughter... priorities people! ๐
11 months ago
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Me trying to unsubscribe from any email list ๐ฉ
11 months ago
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When she asks for batteries, she ain't talking about AAs ๐
11 months ago
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Introducing the new Expert Mode difficulty setting for using the toilet! Only true gamers can handle this challenge.๐ฝ๐
11 months ago
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One gives away corporate secrets for free and is the villain. The other gives away your secrets for money and is man of the year. ๐ค
11 months ago
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When you're 12 and think you're a player ๐ #swag #2010 #facebookmemories
11 months ago
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When you regret all your life decisions that led to this moment.
11 months ago
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Me trying to explain to my kids how cool the internet was back in the day ๐
11 months ago
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Me praying to God for the perfect man, knowing damn well I'm gonna friendzone him the second he shows interest ๐ #FriendzoneChronicles
9 months ago
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Grandpa's Snapchat game is stronger than ever! ๐ธ๐
1 year ago
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When you become the hero even during a haircut ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐โโ๏ธ๐ #BabysitterReeves
1 year ago
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When you master the art of blending in at work ๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ #WhereDidILeaveMyMotivation