When your partner says they like toys in the bedroom, but you're on different wavelengths ๐
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"How to start flirting with a woman"
Step 1: Approach with confidence
Step 2: Gently tap her with your foot to get her attention
Step 3: Run๐โโ๏ธ๐จ
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Me trying to resist the urge to check Facebook every 5 seconds when I have a deadline looming. ๐ฉ
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When bedtime stories sound a little *too* unbelievable ๐ #BibleStories #DadLife #SkepticalKid
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Scientists finally create synthetic watermelon after harnessing the power of 1.21 gigawatts and a secret ingredient called "watermelonium". ๐
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When you expect a romantic hug from behind but get a scene from a horror movie instead. ๐ฑ
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When your kid starts coding in PHP, you know your parenting choices were... unique! ๐ค๐ป๐ท
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Jenny Sparks and Jack Hawksmoor: a love story for the ages. ๐ฅฐ
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Bear-ly believable adventures in Belarus! ๐ป๐ถโโ๏ธ
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*Modders making mods to add basic features back into games* ๐๐
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Eric Cartman's Guide to Roasting Your Friends (South Park Edition) ๐
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Steve Jobs and Bill Gates finally agree on something in the afterlife: Windows wasn't responsible for the downfall of Apple's founder. ๐
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When your wisdom tooth is trolling you from inside your gumline ๐
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This power strip is so cute, it's making me squeal ๐ท๐! No more fighting over outlets, there's enough for the whole family (of devices) ๐
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Me trying to subtly show off my limited edition Jordans on a first date.