When you let your 5 year old daughter design your car's interior ๐
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When you and your partner have *very* different tastes in movies ๐
1 year ago
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Self-defense for women 101 ๐. Step 1: Assume a guarded stance. Step 2: Begin discussing commitment. Step 3: Watch as male flees in terror. Works every time! ๐
1 year ago
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Dogs can detect cancer, cats can detect the inside of a glass. Who's the goodest boy now? ๐ค๐
1 year ago
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Me and my husband haven't slept since Saturday because we made a pact to never go to bed angry. It's Wednesday, send coffee and backup.
1 year ago
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Me when I realize that my browsing history is probably enough to get me on some kind of watchlist: ๐คก
1 year ago
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Twilight? Mid. Yuru Yuri? Peak.
1 year ago
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When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐ฌ
1 year ago
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Rock, paper, scissors, blowjob... An unbeatable strategy for winning any argument ๐
1 year ago
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When you realize you brought a knife to a chainsaw fight ๐
1 year ago
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Me and my friend trying to solve every mystery with absolutely zero evidence, a wild imagination, and pure vibes
1 year ago
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When you're trying to make peace but her overprotective 'friend' has other ideas. ๐ฌ
1 month ago
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Sometimes the most groundbreaking innovations are just common sense. Thank you, British engineering. ๐ง๐
1 month ago
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Forget puberty, I want to unlock these 'tertiary sex characteristics' they have in Korea. Where do I sign up? ๐ค๐ธ
1 month ago
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They had me at 'endless possibilities' and 'great guys' tbh. Packing my bags! โ๏ธ