Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably ๐
11 months ago
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Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe ๐
11 months ago
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Whales discussing the dangers in their waters, one suggesting they should walk on land and another named Barry telling that whale to shut up.
11 months ago
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When you achieve the American dream, but the troll face on your back still haunts you ๐
11 months ago
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Me waiting for happiness like... ๐
11 months ago
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Spider-Man about to YEET someone into the next dimension
11 months ago
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When you try to slide into the DMs but she's loyal to her boyfriend AND her math test ๐
11 months ago
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When you've spent 8 months in the black void of space contemplating the meaning of existence, and all you get upon your return is a Katy Perry concert and some forced patriotism.
11 months ago
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Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch. ๐ค
11 months ago
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Zelenskyy trying to buy a new HIMARS system after his last funding request got denied:
Card Declined
Go Fund Yourself
11 months ago
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This better not be *that* kind of lotion.
11 months ago
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Uranus: I'm not sure what's tighter, my rings or my sphincter after this headline ๐ช๐ฌ
11 months ago
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Me having the time of my life in a scorching hot shower, then remembering I have to go to class soon and face the arctic temperatures waiting for me outside ๐ฅถ
11 months ago
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Me trying to recreate the Bliss wallpaper but my download speed is like 0.5 kb/s ๐
11 months ago
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When the train is so packed, but you're determined to get that 11-piece bucket.