When you realize that every country's rage comic face is just a slightly different variation of the same screaming face ๐
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Confucius say: Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time. ๐
1 year ago
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Pretty informative chart. Now I know what kind of party favors to bring next time ๐ฅณ
1 year ago
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Me convincing my daughter that her only purpose in life is to serve others their dinner ๐
1 year ago
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When the word scramble gets a little too real ๐. This game is definitely not for kids! ๐
1 year ago
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This children's book is lit! ๐ฅ ...and then extinguished. ๐ฆ
It's smart, stupid, open, closed, and definitely boy or girl. ๐
1 year ago
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When you and your friend get different answers on the same math problem ๐
1 year ago
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When you graduate with $500k in student loans and all you can say is "Free Palestine" ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐ฆ๐คฐ
1 year ago
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Me trying to be smooth at the checkout and failing miserably ๐
1 year ago
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Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe ๐
1 year ago
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Me trying to make new friends: ๐ค
Instructions unclear, hands now stuck to poster.
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle"
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐
1 year ago
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Me refreshing Twitter waiting to be told what I'm offended by today ๐
1 year ago
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He farted. She sprayed air freshener. And then, he assaulted her? Sounds like someone needs to work on their communication skills and anger management ๐จ๐