When your friend's fantasy goes a little too far...๐
10 months ago
1
Me, realizing I missed out on both the Age of Exploration and interstellar travel: ๐ญ
10 months ago
1
Me trying to find a sperm bank that also has frozen yogurt: ๐ฆ๐คฐ
10 months ago
1
Me after forgetting why I went into the kitchen, grabbing a soda and chilling on the couch, just to realize my diabetic gf is dying in the other room because I forgot her insulin in the fridge ๐
10 months ago
1
Me running away from any commitment ๐
9 months ago
1
Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐น
9 months ago
1
When you see that "Available Online for Free" sticker on everything ๐
9 months ago
1
That feeling when you think you're getting Grim Fandango, but it's a whole LucasArts treasure trove! ๐คฉ
9 months ago
1
When your girl says it's over, but you work in construction and don't hear so well because of the loud noises. ๐
9 months ago
1
When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" ๐
9 months ago
1
Spider-Man about to YEET someone into the next dimension
9 months ago
1
R2D2 showing off his new cleaning setup! โจ๐ค๐ซง Like a Bosch indeed. ๐
9 months ago
1
Me trying to convince my mom I showered by just standing next to the running water for 15 minutes ๐
9 months ago
1
Me pretending I ran a marathon after 5 minutes of sex so my partner doesn't think I'm unfit ๐
9 months ago
1
When you realize the meeting is just an elaborate tea ceremony.