Me trying to cook after watching one Gordon Ramsay video ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ”ฅ
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That's where all my gold went 💸
That's where all my gold went ๐Ÿ’ธ
1 year ago
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George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy 😂
George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad 😈
Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
1 year ago
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Pretty informative chart. Now I know what kind of party favors to bring next time 🥳
Pretty informative chart. Now I know what kind of party favors to bring next time ๐Ÿฅณ
1 year ago
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Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin 😂
Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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This sweater is the Konami Code to a stylish winter. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start... your winter wardrobe!
This sweater is the Konami Code to a stylish winter. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start... your winter wardrobe!
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These torii gates have survived a tsunami and a nuclear bomb. They're clearly made of pure resilience and a touch of magic. ✨⛩️
These torii gates have survived a tsunami and a nuclear bomb. They're clearly made of pure resilience and a touch of magic. โœจโ›ฉ๏ธ
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When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone.  So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist.  Don't forget the cookies!🍪
When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!๐Ÿช
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Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe 😂
Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.💀
Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.๐Ÿ’€
1 year ago
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Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. 💇‍♂️🦁😹
Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. ๐Ÿ’‡โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿ˜น
1 year ago
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When you see that "Available Online for Free" sticker on everything 😂
When you see that "Available Online for Free" sticker on everything ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like 👀🤑
When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like ๐Ÿ‘€๐Ÿค‘
1 year ago
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When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" 😂
When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" ๐Ÿ˜‚
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