Me trying to cook after watching one Gordon Ramsay video ๐๐ฅ
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That's where all my gold went ๐ธ
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George Bush: I screwed you all. But thanks for blaming it on the black guy ๐
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Me trying to figure out where I land on the morality alignment chart. Turns out, I'm a chaotic good... at being bad ๐
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Pretty informative chart. Now I know what kind of party favors to bring next time ๐ฅณ
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Me trying to explain to my financial advisor why I put all my savings into Dogecoin ๐
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This sweater is the Konami Code to a stylish winter. Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start... your winter wardrobe!
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These torii gates have survived a tsunami and a nuclear bomb. They're clearly made of pure resilience and a touch of magic. โจโฉ๏ธ
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When the government's anti-terrorism campaign accidentally targets everyone. So, if you're carrying a camera, a laptop, a cell phone, or a suitcase...you might just be a terrorist. Don't forget the cookies!๐ช
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Me after eating an entire cake and rationalizing it by remembering how insignificant we all are in the grand scheme of the universe ๐
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Palin Condoms: As thin as her resume.๐
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Me asking for a small trim vs. the barber giving me the 'okay' look. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฆ๐น
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When you see that "Available Online for Free" sticker on everything ๐
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When you find out your "best friend" spent $250 on your dinner and you're like ๐๐ค
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When your girl says she's leaving you for a "real man" ๐