Planning your next vacation? โ๏ธ๐ This handy map will help you pick the perfect destination based on your unique...preferences. ๐ Just remember to pack your sense of humor (and maybe a hazmat suit).
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When you want to troll someone before they even open the gift ๐
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I had a nightmare about living in a dystopian USA. Woke up in a cold sweat, then realized it wasn't a dream, it was just Tuesday. ๐ฌ
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Christians and Atheists can agree on one thing. Lake Louise is beautiful. They just can't agree on *how* it became so beautiful ๐
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When your pointer finds the thing vs when it doesn't ๐ #programming #nullpointerexception
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It's a tough world out there, but at least we have cat dads. โค๏ธ
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When she says no but you're a mad lad ๐
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Skeletor: *appears* NYEAAH! Another introvert tip for all of you! Tell everyone at the beginning of your phone call that your battery is dying, then hang up whenever you want! MWA-HA-HA!
Audience: *cheers*
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Me trying to understand how my brain works after staring at this for too long ๐ตโ๐ซ
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Batman: He'll make you shoot your dick off. ๐
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Me trying to offer my problems to someone only to find out they have their own problems ๐
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Finally, a solution for those pesky ear-spiders! ๐ท๏ธ๐ซ๐ด
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When you want to dig to China but give up after 5 minutes.