When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" 🪱🍑
When your girl says "I have a surprise for you" ๐Ÿชฑ๐Ÿ‘
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Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroom… and not in the kitchen
Me trying to explain to my girlfriend why the hairdryer was in the bathroomโ€ฆ and not in the kitchen
1 year ago
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Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally 🌮🤤
Taco Tuesday? More like taco vaginally ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿคค
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This chair is designed for all the lazy lovers out there. No more sore arms from holding your partner, just plop down and let the chair do the work 😂
This chair is designed for all the lazy lovers out there. No more sore arms from holding your partner, just plop down and let the chair do the work ๐Ÿ˜‚
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When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. 😬
When the doctor says you're eating for two, but it's not twins. ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Me trying to figure out what time it is after daylight savings 😴
Me trying to figure out what time it is after daylight savings ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. 🎉
Me trying to explain to my boss why I can't handle the surprise birthday party they threw for me, complete with flashing lights and a mariachi band. ๐ŸŽ‰
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Me trying to save the planet one fart at a time 💨🌎😂
Me trying to save the planet one fart at a time ๐Ÿ’จ๐ŸŒŽ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to find a valid excuse to skip leg day 😂
Me trying to find a valid excuse to skip leg day ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me when I accidentally click a sus link and have to press the "nope" button on my spaceship and eject myself into the cold depths of space ๐Ÿš€๐ŸŒŒ
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Me trying to explain to my friend that PC building is a better experience than buying a pre-built Mac Pro 😂
Me trying to explain to my friend that PC building is a better experience than buying a pre-built Mac Pro ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Harness the power of 6 and 9 for endless energy! 🔋⚡ Trolling the laws of physics, one meme at a time! 😂
Harness the power of 6 and 9 for endless energy! ๐Ÿ”‹โšก Trolling the laws of physics, one meme at a time! ๐Ÿ˜‚
1 year ago
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🎃 When the pumpkin pulls you in with free candy promises... 🍬👀
๐ŸŽƒ When the pumpkin pulls you in with free candy promises... ๐Ÿฌ๐Ÿ‘€
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When the wolf shirt is more powerful than your morning coffee 🐺✨
When the wolf shirt is more powerful than your morning coffee ๐Ÿบโœจ
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When you celebrate too early and end up with a flag ๐Ÿ˜‚ #football #sports #fail
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