Pretty informative chart. Now I know what kind of party favors to bring next time ๐ฅณ
1 year ago
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My friends list is getting smaller, but it's for a good cause. I'm raising awareness for Alzheimer's, one forgotten friend at a time. ๐
1 year ago
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When you compare Kashmir by Led Zeppelin to Friday by Rebecca Black, you realize how far music has "evolved". ๐
1 year ago
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Me, realizing I missed out on both the Age of Exploration and interstellar travel: ๐ญ
1 year ago
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Whales discussing the dangers in their waters, one suggesting they should walk on land and another named Barry telling that whale to shut up.
1 year ago
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Me waiting for happiness like... ๐
1 year ago
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When your dad thinks you're doing Lauren, but you're actually doing laundry. ๐
1 year ago
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Me and the boys eliminating the problem ๐ฟ
1 year ago
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Me trying to convince myself I'm not horny: "I don't want sex, I just want to cuddle"
My penis: "Yes, cuddle aggressively" ๐
1 year ago
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Me, a Yellowstone extra, waiting for someone to buy this dusty old toy horse for $5 so I can go back to ranching and not have to worry about getting murdered on the front porch. ๐ค
1 year ago
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My girlfriend is like my life... I don't have one ๐
1 year ago
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Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐ค
1 year ago
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When seconds count, the police are only minutes away. ๐ค #2A #SelfDefense
1 year ago
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When the train is so packed, but you're determined to get that 11-piece bucket.
1 year ago
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Finding a unique screen name in the future: harder than finding a parking spot at the mall on Christmas Eve. ๐