Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. 🤔
Women want equality, but only when it suits them. Like when the bill comes at a fancy restaurant. Or when the 80 lb. box needs to be carried. ๐Ÿค”
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Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
Me and the boys on our way to tell Jim's wife he loves her after he got shot 12 times and his last words were 'What do you mean Jim rubs birds?'
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Me when my mom asks me to get the spider out of her room
Me when my mom asks me to get the spider out of her room
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POV: It's your average Tuesday
POV: It's your average Tuesday
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When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" 😏
When you invite her over for game night and she says she's ready to "get twisted" ๐Ÿ˜
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When you're so passionate about open source, you literally become a ninja. 😂
When you're so passionate about open source, you literally become a ninja. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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☕ When your morning coffee hits you with existential truths 😂 #PresidentialProblems
โ˜• When your morning coffee hits you with existential truths ๐Ÿ˜‚ #PresidentialProblems
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When snowmen have a little too much energy ❄️🏋️‍♂️
When snowmen have a little too much energy โ„๏ธ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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When your history lesson comes with extra layers of drama 📚😆
When your history lesson comes with extra layers of drama ๐Ÿ“š๐Ÿ˜†
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When you're adulting, but still a kid at heart 🐼🎠
When you're adulting, but still a kid at heart ๐Ÿผ๐ŸŽ 
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Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY.

Me: Challenge accepted! 😂
Pillsbury Wiener Wrap: For rectal use ONLY. Me: Challenge accepted! ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to subtly bring my plushie to bed with me so my parents don't judge ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me trying to run old games on my modern PC
Me trying to run old games on my modern PC
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Yo dawg, I heard you like Macs, so we put square wheels on your bike, so you can be different while you go nowhere in life. 😂
Yo dawg, I heard you like Macs, so we put square wheels on your bike, so you can be different while you go nowhere in life. ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay 😂
Me using Google to find the definition of a word I just used in my essay ๐Ÿ˜‚
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